SHORT QUOTES ABOUT FRIENDS FUNNY

“A true friend is someone who thinks that you’re a good egg even though they know you’re slightly cracked.” – Bernard Meltzer

“Friends buy you food, best friends eat your food.” – Unknown

“A good friend knows all your stories. A best friend helps you write them.” – Unknown

“Friends don’t let friends do silly things… alone.” – Unknown

“A true friend is someone who knows you’re completely insane but still chooses to be seen in public with you.” – Unknown

“A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.” – Jim Morrison

“I don’t need a hairstylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.” – Unknown

“Friends are like condoms, they protect you when things get hard.” – Unknown

“Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art… It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival.” – C.S. Lewis

“I asked my friend to help me with my math homework. He said, ‘Don’t worry, this friendship isn’t going to last forever.’” – Unknown

“Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one.'” – C.S. Lewis

“Friends come and go like waves of the ocean, but the true ones stick like an octopus on your face.” – Unknown THE FEELING OF NOT BEING WANTED QUOTES

“A true friend is someone who is there for you when they’d rather be anywhere else.” – Len Wein

“Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway.” – Greg Tamblyn

“Friends don’t let friends take selfies alone.” – Unknown

“That’s the secret to life… replace one worry with another.” – Charles M. Schulz

“A true friend is someone who can make you laugh even when you’re feeling like crap.” – Unknown

“Friends don’t let friends do stupid things… alone.” – Unknown

“Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth.” – Unknown

“True friends are like diamonds – bright, beautiful, valuable, and always in style.” – Nicole Richie

“A true friend is someone who thinks that you’re a good egg even though they know you’re slightly cracked.” – Unknown

“We’ll be best friends forever because you already know too much.” – Unknown

“Friends are the family we choose for ourselves.” – Edna Buchanan