SHORT WEEKEND QUOTES FUNNY

“Weekends are like rainbows; they brighten up the sky after a stormy week.”

“Weekends are a little reminder that life is meant to be enjoyed.”

“Weekends don’t count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.”

“Weekends are like coffee; they rejuvenate our tired souls.”

“I’m not lazy, I’m just on energy-saving mode on weekends.”

“I haven’t been this excited about the weekend since last weekend!”

“Weekends are meant for adventures, whether it’s exploring new places or getting lost in a good book.”

“Weekends are a reminder that happiness can be found in the simplest of things – like not setting an alarm.”

“Weekends are proof that life doesn’t have to be serious all the time.”

“My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. It’s called lunch.”

“I wish weekends would come with a pause button.” FEELING UNAPPRECIATED QUOTES AND SAYINGS

“Weekends are a great time for shopping, because all the salespeople are busy with customers.”

“Weekends are like cheetahs; they go by so fast you almost miss them.”

“Weekends are meant for bacon and mimosas, because brunch is the most important meal of the day.”

“Weekends are the perfect time to embrace your inner sloth.”

“Weekends are a great time for napping – it’s like hitting the reset button on your body.”

“The only bad thing about weekends is having to switch from your comfy pajamas to actual clothes.”

“Weekends are the time to procrastinate with no guilt, because there’s always Monday to get things done.”

“Weekends are for making memories, whether they’re good, bad, or downright hilarious.”

“Weekends are an excuse to do anything – even if it means doing absolutely nothing.”