SHORT WINE QUOTES FUNNY

“Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it.” – Anonymous

“Wine: because adulting is hard.” – Unknown

“I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.” – W.C. Fields

“Wine is like duct tape. It fixes everything.” – Anonymous

“Wine: because no great story ever started with someone eating a salad.” – Unknown

“I enjoy a glass of wine each night for its health benefits. The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves.” – Anonymous

“In wine, there is wisdom. In beer, there is freedom. In water, there is bacteria.” – Benjamin Franklin

“Wine is the answer. What was the question again?” – Unknown

“My doctor says I need glasses. Wine glasses.” – Unknown

“I’m not a wine snob, I’m a wine enthusiast.” – Unknown

“Wine is the only artwork you can drink.” – Luis Fernando Olaverri

“I like my wine how I like my humor: dry and sarcastic.” – Unknown

“Wine is the ultimate accessory. It goes with everything.” – Anonymous

“I’m sorry for what I said when I was out of wine.” – Unknown

“Wine is a hug in a glass.” – Unknown MOMENTUM INSPIRATIONAL QUOTES

“Wine is cheaper than therapy, and you don’t need an appointment.” – Unknown

“Life is too short to drink bad wine.” – Unknown

“Wine is bottled poetry.” – Robert Louis Stevenson

“Cooking with wine…sometimes I even put it in the food.” – Julia Child

“Wine is just a fancy way of saying adult grape juice.” – Unknown

“Wine makes every meal an occasion, every table more elegant, every day more civilized.” – Andre Simon

“Wine: because no great story ever started with someone eating a salad.” – Unknown

“Sip happens, but wine helps.” – Unknown

“Wine is not just a beverage, it’s a lifestyle.” – Unknown

“Wine is the answer. What was the question again?” – Unknown

“Wine flies when you’re having fun.” – Anonymous

“Wine: because it’s not good to keep things bottled up.” – Unknown

“I work better after I’ve had my wine. It inspires me to do something incredibly lazy.” – Unknown