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“Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it.” – Anonymous
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“Wine: because adulting is hard.” – Unknown
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“I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.” – W.C. Fields
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“Wine is like duct tape. It fixes everything.” – Anonymous
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“Wine: because no great story ever started with someone eating a salad.” – Unknown
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“I enjoy a glass of wine each night for its health benefits. The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves.” – Anonymous
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“In wine, there is wisdom. In beer, there is freedom. In water, there is bacteria.” – Benjamin Franklin
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“Wine is the answer. What was the question again?” – Unknown
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“My doctor says I need glasses. Wine glasses.” – Unknown
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“I’m not a wine snob, I’m a wine enthusiast.” – Unknown
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“Wine is the only artwork you can drink.” – Luis Fernando Olaverri
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“I like my wine how I like my humor: dry and sarcastic.” – Unknown
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“Wine is the ultimate accessory. It goes with everything.” – Anonymous
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“I’m sorry for what I said when I was out of wine.” – Unknown
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“Wine is a hug in a glass.” – Unknown MOMENTUM INSPIRATIONAL QUOTES
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“Wine is cheaper than therapy, and you don’t need an appointment.” – Unknown
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“Life is too short to drink bad wine.” – Unknown
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“Wine is bottled poetry.” – Robert Louis Stevenson
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“Cooking with wine…sometimes I even put it in the food.” – Julia Child
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“Wine is just a fancy way of saying adult grape juice.” – Unknown
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“Wine makes every meal an occasion, every table more elegant, every day more civilized.” – Andre Simon
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“Wine: because no great story ever started with someone eating a salad.” – Unknown
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“Sip happens, but wine helps.” – Unknown
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“Wine is not just a beverage, it’s a lifestyle.” – Unknown
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“Wine is the answer. What was the question again?” – Unknown
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“Wine flies when you’re having fun.” – Anonymous
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“Wine: because it’s not good to keep things bottled up.” – Unknown
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“I work better after I’ve had my wine. It inspires me to do something incredibly lazy.” – Unknown