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“I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.” – Oscar Wilde
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“I am not perfect, but I am limited edition.” – Unknown
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“Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.” – Oscar Wilde
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“I’m not lazy, I’m just on energy-saving mode.” – Unknown
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“I put the ‘pro’ in procrastination.” – Unknown
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“I’m not clumsy, I just gravitate towards the floor.” – Unknown
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“I may not be a smart man, but I know what love is… chocolate.” – Forrest Gump
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“I’m not crazy, my reality is just different from yours.” – Lewis Carroll
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“I speak fluent sarcasm.” – Unknown
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“I’m not short, I’m fun-sized!” – Unknown
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“I’m not lazy, I’m just allergic to Mondays.” – Unknown
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“I’m not shy, I’m just good at figuring out who’s worth talking to.” – Unknown
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“I am responsible for what I say, not for what you understand.” – Unknown
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“I’m not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.” – Unknown DIRTY HARRY QUOTES MAKE MY DAY
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“I’m not opinionated, I’m just always right.” – Unknown
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“I’m not a troublemaker; I’m more of a situational creator of chaos.” – Unknown
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“I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas.” – Unknown
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“I’m not weird, I’m limited edition.” – Unknown
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“I’m not a player, I just crush a lot… of chips.” – Unknown
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“I’m not always late, but when I am, it’s fashionable.” – Unknown
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“I’m not clumsy, I’m just an undercover ninja practicing my falls.” – Unknown
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“I’m not stubborn, my way is just better.” – Unknown
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“I’m not a morning person, I’m a coffee person.” – Unknown
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“I’m not forgetful, I just have selective memory.” – Unknown
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“I’m not afraid of storms, for I am learning how to sail my ship in puddles.” – Louisa May Alcott
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“I’m not a doctor, but I can cure your boredom.” – Unknown