SILLY QUOTES ABOUT SELF

“I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.” – Oscar Wilde

“I am not perfect, but I am limited edition.” – Unknown

“Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.” – Oscar Wilde

“I’m not lazy, I’m just on energy-saving mode.” – Unknown

“I put the ‘pro’ in procrastination.” – Unknown

“I’m not clumsy, I just gravitate towards the floor.” – Unknown

“I may not be a smart man, but I know what love is… chocolate.” – Forrest Gump

“I’m not crazy, my reality is just different from yours.” – Lewis Carroll

“I speak fluent sarcasm.” – Unknown

“I’m not short, I’m fun-sized!” – Unknown

“I’m not lazy, I’m just allergic to Mondays.” – Unknown

“I’m not shy, I’m just good at figuring out who’s worth talking to.” – Unknown

“I am responsible for what I say, not for what you understand.” – Unknown

“I’m not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.” – Unknown DIRTY HARRY QUOTES MAKE MY DAY

“I’m not opinionated, I’m just always right.” – Unknown

“I’m not a troublemaker; I’m more of a situational creator of chaos.” – Unknown

“I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas.” – Unknown

“I’m not weird, I’m limited edition.” – Unknown

“I’m not a player, I just crush a lot… of chips.” – Unknown

“I’m not always late, but when I am, it’s fashionable.” – Unknown

“I’m not clumsy, I’m just an undercover ninja practicing my falls.” – Unknown

“I’m not stubborn, my way is just better.” – Unknown

“I’m not a morning person, I’m a coffee person.” – Unknown

“I’m not forgetful, I just have selective memory.” – Unknown

“I’m not afraid of storms, for I am learning how to sail my ship in puddles.” – Louisa May Alcott

“I’m not a doctor, but I can cure your boredom.” – Unknown