SILLY QUOTES ABOUT WORK

“I make money the old-fashioned way. I work for it!” – Jay Leno

“Work is the greatest thing in the world, so we should always save some of it for tomorrow.” – Don Herold

“The only place where success comes before work is in the dictionary.” – Vidal Sassoon

“If hard work is the key to success, most people would rather pick the lock.” – Claude McDonald

“I don’t work on Fridays. I make appearances.” – Henny Youngman

“The secret of staying young is to do sweaty things and then not very often.” – Mark Twain

“I have never liked working, I always like having worked.” – Epictetus

“I used to work for a parachute company but it folded.” – Unknown

“I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.” – Charles Lamb

“I don’t really like work. I’d rather laze around like a millionaire.” – Unknown

“Don’t take life too seriously, nobody gets out alive anyway.” – Unknown

“The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.” – Robert Frost BORDERLINE PERSONALITY DISORDER QUOTES

“Work is the greatest thing in the world, so we should always save some of it for tomorrow.” – Don Herold

“Nothing is impossible for the person who doesn’t have to do it.” – A.H. Weiler

“If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn’t have a job if he was any smarter.” – Albert A. Grant

“Hard work never killed anyone, but why take the chance?” – Unknown

“Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?” – Robin Williams

“The only exercise I get is jumping to conclusions.” – Unknown

“I’m working myself into a lower tax bracket.” – Unknown

“The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.” – Unknown

“The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.” – Abe Lemons

“If there is a will, there are 500 relatives.” – Unknown