SILLY WORK QUOTES

“Work hard and be silly. Life is too short to be serious all the time.”

“The best way to get work done is to goof off and pretend you’re working.”

“Work should be fun, like a circus. Just without the animals and the acrobats.”

“I love my job so much, I could work for free…but then my bills would have a good laugh.”

“I put the ‘pro’ in procrastination.”

“I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving energy for when I really need it.”

“If only my job paid me in snacks, I’d be the richest person in the office.”

“Work is like a fridge full of leftovers. You never know what you’re going to get, but it’s always a little bit stale.”

“I don’t always understand what I’m doing at work, but as long as I look busy, nobody else does either.”

“I’m not slacking off, I’m challenging gravity by sitting in a way that defies it.”

“If my job was an Olympic sport, I’d win gold in the procrastination category.” BEAUTIFUL SMILE QUOTES FOR HER

“My office chair is the best motivator. It knows exactly how to make me want to get up and take a nap.”

“Some people say ‘work smarter, not harder.’ I say, ‘how about not working at all?'”

“If there was an award for ‘most creative ways to avoid doing work,’ I’d be the undisputed champion.”

“I’m not late for work, I just prefer to make a grand entrance.”

“The secret ingredient to a successful career is a sprinkle of silliness and a dash of laughter.”

“Work is like a rollercoaster. It’s terrifying, thrilling, and makes you question your life choices.”

“I have a love-hate relationship with work. I love to hate it.”

“Remember, it’s not about the destination, it’s about avoiding work along the way.”

“My job is basically a paid performance of pretending to know what I’m doing.”