SINGLE VALENTINE QUOTES FUNNY

“Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m single and ready to eat all the chocolate for two!”

“Who needs a Valentine when you have Netflix and pizza?”

“Valentine’s Day is just a reminder that my hand is always there for me.”

“Roses are red, violets are blue, being single on Valentine’s, ain’t nothing new!”

“I may be single, but my awkwardness on dates is enough to keep me entertained.”

“Valentine’s Day is the one day I can truly appreciate saving money on gifts.”

“Love is in the air, but so is the smell of freedom and independence!”

“Being single on Valentine’s is just a sign that I’m saving all my love for the right person.”

“If chocolates make you happy, imagine how joyful I am as a single person buying my own!”

“Roses are red, violets are blue, no Valentine’s Day card for me, because I’m a solo crew!”

“I’m single and loving it so much that Cupid can keep his arrows to himself.” WORK GOALS QUOTES

“Why stress about finding a Valentine when I can be my own damn Cupid?”

“Being single on Valentine’s Day means I get to choose exactly what kind of pizza I want to eat.”

“Roses are red, violets are blue, being single means no drama for you!”

“My relationship status? Independent and ready to mingle with self-love and laughter.”

“Who needs a significant other when you have a significant bank account balance?”

“Being single on Valentine’s Day means I can focus on loving myself instead of finding love.”

“Valentine’s Day is just a reminder that I have no one to disappoint but myself.”

“Instead of a Valentine, I’m treating myself with an entire day of self-care and self-indulgence.”

“I don’t need a date on Valentine’s Day, I have a date with my couch and a marathon of my favorite TV show!”