SISTER JOKES QUOTES

Sure, here are 28 sister jokes for you:

“Having a sister is like having a best friend you can’t get rid of. You know whatever you do, they’ll still be there.”

“Having a sister is like having a live-in personal assistant who never gets paid.”

“I told my sister she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.”

“Sisters are like princesses. They have their own unique tiaras – made of attitude.”

“If you mess with my sister, you’ll have to deal with me. And trust me, you don’t want that.”

“Sisters are the only ones who can turn any situation into a comedy show.”

“My sister asked me if she looked fat in her dress. I replied, ‘Don’t worry, sis, it’s not the dress that makes you look fat, it’s the mirror.'”

“Sisters are like cats. They always land on their feet, and they can be very demanding when they want attention.”

“My sister smells so bad; even the skunks avoid her.”

“I always knew my sister was a drama queen, but I didn’t know she had an entire castle too.”

“Having a sister is like having a shadow. She’s always there, following you around and stealing your stuff.”

“Sisters are like chocolate. Sweet, sometimes nutty, and impossible to resist.”

“My sister always knows how to push my buttons. She’s got a PhD in Sis-ology.”

“Sisters are like stars. You may not always see them, but you know they’re always there.”

“My sister is a real fashionista. She can look fashionable even in a potato sack. Literally.” FINALLY BECOMING HAPPY QUOTES

“Never mess with a girl and her sister. We hold grudges like it’s an Olympic sport.”

“My sister told me she’s going on a social media diet. I told her maybe she should start with an actual diet first.”

“We may fight like cats and dogs, but deep down, we love each other like cats and dogs too.”

“My sister is like a human GPS. She always knows where I am, usually before I do.”

“Having a sister is like having a built-in enemy, a lifelong partner for mischief and endless memories.”

“Sisters are the ultimate partners in crime. They’ll help you bury the body and then ask for dessert.”

“My sister is the queen of sarcasm. If sarcasm was a crown, she would wear it with pride.”

“Whenever I need a cheerleader, I just look at my sister. She’s always ready with her pom-poms and sarcastic comments.”

“Having a sister is like having a personal stand-up comedian. You never know when they’ll crack a joke and make you laugh.”

“My sister is like a walking advertisement for everything I should avoid in life.”

“Having a sister is like having a built-in therapist who charges no fees but gives the best advice.”

“I asked my sister if she knew what direction she was going in life. She replied, ‘Yeah, backwards.'”

“Sisters are like snowflakes, each one unique and beautiful, but also capable of causing a blizzard of chaos.”

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