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Sure, here are 28 sister jokes for you:
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“Having a sister is like having a best friend you can’t get rid of. You know whatever you do, they’ll still be there.”
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“Having a sister is like having a live-in personal assistant who never gets paid.”
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“I told my sister she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.”
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“Sisters are like princesses. They have their own unique tiaras – made of attitude.”
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“If you mess with my sister, you’ll have to deal with me. And trust me, you don’t want that.”
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“Sisters are the only ones who can turn any situation into a comedy show.”
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“My sister asked me if she looked fat in her dress. I replied, ‘Don’t worry, sis, it’s not the dress that makes you look fat, it’s the mirror.'”
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“Sisters are like cats. They always land on their feet, and they can be very demanding when they want attention.”
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“My sister smells so bad; even the skunks avoid her.”
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“I always knew my sister was a drama queen, but I didn’t know she had an entire castle too.”
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“Having a sister is like having a shadow. She’s always there, following you around and stealing your stuff.”
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“Sisters are like chocolate. Sweet, sometimes nutty, and impossible to resist.”
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“My sister always knows how to push my buttons. She’s got a PhD in Sis-ology.”
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“Sisters are like stars. You may not always see them, but you know they’re always there.”
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“My sister is a real fashionista. She can look fashionable even in a potato sack. Literally.” FINALLY BECOMING HAPPY QUOTES
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“Never mess with a girl and her sister. We hold grudges like it’s an Olympic sport.”
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“My sister told me she’s going on a social media diet. I told her maybe she should start with an actual diet first.”
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“We may fight like cats and dogs, but deep down, we love each other like cats and dogs too.”
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“My sister is like a human GPS. She always knows where I am, usually before I do.”
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“Having a sister is like having a built-in enemy, a lifelong partner for mischief and endless memories.”
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“Sisters are the ultimate partners in crime. They’ll help you bury the body and then ask for dessert.”
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“My sister is the queen of sarcasm. If sarcasm was a crown, she would wear it with pride.”
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“Whenever I need a cheerleader, I just look at my sister. She’s always ready with her pom-poms and sarcastic comments.”
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“Having a sister is like having a personal stand-up comedian. You never know when they’ll crack a joke and make you laugh.”
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“My sister is like a walking advertisement for everything I should avoid in life.”
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“Having a sister is like having a built-in therapist who charges no fees but gives the best advice.”
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“I asked my sister if she knew what direction she was going in life. She replied, ‘Yeah, backwards.'”
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“Sisters are like snowflakes, each one unique and beautiful, but also capable of causing a blizzard of chaos.”
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Enjoy these sister jokes!