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“Skateboarding is not a hobby. It’s a way of life… and a really expensive one at that.” – Unknown

“Friends don’t let friends skate goofy.” – Unknown

“Skateboarding: the only sport where stacks are proud battle scars.” – Unknown

“I don’t always fall off my skateboard, but when I do, I make sure someone is recording.” – Unknown

“Skateboarding is like riding a bike… except the bike is on fire and everything is on fire and you’re on fire.” – Unknown

“Skateboarding: where the bruises are trophies and the scars are tattoos.” – Unknown

“Skateboarding is the only sport where you can break a bone and still high-five your friends.” – Unknown

“Skateboarding is just like life, except way more gnarly.” – Unknown

“I have a love-hate relationship with skateboarding. I love it, and it hates me.” – Unknown

“I don’t need therapy, I just need my skateboard.” – Unknown

“Skateboarding is my escape, my therapy, and my sanity rolled into one.” – Unknown

“Skateboarding: where everyone’s ego is inversely proportional to their ability.” – Unknown FAMOUS INSPIRING QUOTES ABOUT LOVE

“Skateboarding is the only time falling on your face is considered a success.” – Unknown

“I don’t always bail, but when I do, it’s epic.” – Unknown

“Skateboarding is the art of repeatedly falling and getting back up… until you land that trick.” – Unknown

“Skateboarding is like poetry in motion… if the poet was constantly falling on his face.” – Unknown

“Skateboarding is my therapy, my happy place, and my therapist is a slap on the pavement.” – Unknown

“Skateboarding: where gravity is the ultimate prankster.” – Unknown

“Skateboarding: the only sport where scraping your elbows on asphalt is a desirable outcome.” – Unknown

“Skateboarding teaches you the art of persistence, pain tolerance, and picking up your shattered pride off the ground.” – Unknown

“Life is too short to take skateboarding seriously… or to wear matching socks.” – Unknown

“Skateboarding is the closest thing to flying… before gravity reminds you that you can’t fly.” – Unknown

“Skateboarding: where fear and excitement do a kickflip together.” – Unknown