“I always knew we were best friends, but now I have the data to prove it – Facebook said so!”

“True friends don’t judge each other; they judge other people together.”

“Friends come and go. Well, because they’re trying to avoid paying you back for dinner!”

“If you can’t handle my sass, then you definitely can’t handle our friendship.”

“A good friend will bail you out of jail, but a true friend will be sitting next to you, saying, ‘That was so worth it!'”

“A best friend will help you move. A real best friend will help you move a dead body.”

“We don’t need therapists, we have each other – and a wicked sense of humor!”

“We may not be able to solve all of life’s problems, but together we can complain about them a lot!”

“Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel its true warmth.”

“Friends are the siblings we choose, and by choose, I mean the ones who tolerate me the most.”

“We may fight like cats and dogs, but in the end, we both know we’re too lazy to actually do anything about it.”

“BFFs don’t let each other do stupid things alone. Wait for me, I want to do something dumb too!” QUOTE ABOUT MOTHERS LOVE FOR SON

“Good friends don’t let you do stupid things alone. They join in, making it twice as dumb!”

“We may not have it all together, but together we have it all – especially sarcasm.”

“You and I are more than friends – we’re like a really small gang.”

“Friends don’t let friends do embarrassing things… alone. Especially when we can capture it on video!”

“I’m so grateful to have a friend like you – someone I can be my weird, snarky self with!”

“Having a friend who understands your strange sense of humor is a blessing. Or a warning sign. I’m not sure yet.”

“Best friends are like superheroes – they save you from boredom, stress, and sanity!”

“If our friendship was a TV show, it would definitely be a cross between Friends and The Office – funny, sarcastic, and slightly dysfunctional.”

“I like to think of our friendship as a beautiful combination of inappropriate jokes and genuine support!”

“You may annoy me to no end, but I wouldn’t trade our friendship for all the cookies in the world. Well, maybe for a lifetime supply of cookies…”

“Friends don’t let friends do stupid things alone. They join in and make it a whole lot more fun!”