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“I never thought the day would come when my introverted friend’s lifestyle became the norm.”
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“Social distancing: where I train for my future career as a hermit.”
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“Social distancing is the perfect excuse to avoid small talk with strangers.”
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“Me practicing social distancing: ‘Stand back, I have a black belt in staying away from people.'”
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“When the social distancing rules end, can we still socially distance from annoying people?”
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“Introverts: finally, the world is speaking our language – stay away, don’t touch!”
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“Social distancing makes me realize that I’ve been preparing for this my whole life as a master of avoiding human interaction.”
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“Introverts: social distancing is like a dream come true. Extroverts: hold my beer and stand six feet away.”
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“I never thought I would say this, but I miss hugging people like a door misses being slammed.”
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“Social distancing is giving me a chance to really explore the depths of my laziness.”
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“The only thing I’m spreading these days is my questionable sense of humor.”
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“Social distancing made me realize that I am an expert in the art of avoiding awkward conversations.” FED UP FAMILY QUOTES
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“The only thing I want to catch these days is a glimpse of someone smiling behind their mask.”
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“Being six feet apart has made me realize how short people actually are.”
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“Social distancing has turned me into a dog – constantly excited when someone comes near and wildly wagging my tail.”
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“Quarantine life update: I’ve officially become my cat’s personal entertainer.”
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“Social distancing has sparked a fierce competition among introverts to see who can go the longest without talking to another human.”
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“The real struggle of social distancing is trying to resist the urge to lick your fingers after eating hot Cheetos.”
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“I finally perfected my socializing skills – via Zoom, of course.”
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“Is it weird that social distancing has made me a better dancer? I do the ‘six-feet-apart shuffle’ like nobody’s business.”
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“The only positive thing about social distancing is that my personal space bubble has finally expanded to its full potential.”
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“Who knew that staying away from people could become an Olympic sport? I’ve been training my whole life for this!”