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“I’m on so many social media platforms that I could be considered a professional scroller.”
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“I don’t need a personal trainer, I need someone to follow me around and slap unhealthy snacks out of my hand every time I try to post a food pic on Instagram.”
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“Taking a selfie is like being your own paparazzi. #Famous”
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“If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted on social media, I wouldn’t need to work anymore.”
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“My love life is like my Facebook News Feed, full of random people who I have no idea how they ended up there.”
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“I don’t trust people who don’t have at least one social media platform. Are they even real?”
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“Being unable to find WiFi is the modern equivalent of being stranded on a deserted island.”
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“When someone comments ‘K’ on your social media post, it’s like they couldn’t even bother to finish a full thought.”
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“The number of likes on my Instagram post is directly proportional to how lazy I am to eat leftovers.”
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“I never feel more productive than when I’m scrolling through social media and reminding myself of all the things I should be doing.”
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“I don’t always answer phone calls, but when I do, it’s because I accidentally answered instead of scrolling on social media.”
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“They say a picture is worth a thousand words, but on social media, a picture is worth at least a hundred likes.”
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“My social media profiles are a perfectly curated mix of the highlights of my life and the mundane reality of my existence.”
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“Sometimes I wonder if my grocery list has more followers than me on social media.” SILLY QUOTES ABOUT SELF
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“If you want to know what hell feels like, try managing multiple social media accounts while your phone battery is at 1%.”
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“I never knew procrastination could be an Olympic sport until I discovered social media.”
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“Being tagged in a photo is like playing social media Russian Roulette, hoping you look decent in it.”
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“I don’t need an alarm clock, my phone constantly buzzing with social media notifications does the job perfectly.”
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“I’ve reached a point where my Google search history is weirder than my social media posts.”
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“I used to think the key to happiness was money, but now I realize it’s having a perfectly timed witty comment on social media.”
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“There should be a social media platform solely for sharing pictures of food, so I don’t have to scroll through people’s vacation photos and political rants.”
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“Sometimes I wonder if aliens are just sitting up there, watching our social media posts, and laughing at our stupidity.”
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“Before social media, we had to work hard to embarrass ourselves in front of a large audience. Now, it’s as easy as clicking ‘post.'”
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“I’m at a point in my life where my social media activity is more exciting than my actual life.”
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“Whenever I see a notification pop up on my phone, I feel like a social media superstar… until I realize it’s just a Candy Crush invite.”
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“Sometimes I like to pretend I’m a detective as I scroll through a stranger’s social media profile, putting together pieces of their life like a digital puzzle.”