SOME FUNNY QUOTES

“I’m not clumsy, I’m just on a mission to test the gravity.”

“I’m not lazy, I’m just on my energy-saving mode.”

“I don’t need anger management classes, you just need to stop annoying me!”

“I’m not sarcastic, I’m just gifted with the ability to speak the truth.”

“I’m not short, I’m just concentrated awesome.”

“I may be crazy, but crazy is way more fun than normal!”

“If there was an award for laziness, I’d probably send someone to pick it up for me.”

“I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.”

“I’m not paranoid, but I always feel like someone is behind me… watching me… judging me.”

“I don’t trip over things, I do random gravity checks.”

“My housekeeping style is best described as ‘there appears to have been a struggle.'”

“I’m not weird, I’m just limited edition.”

“I’m not a slow driver, I’m just giving others more time to admire my car.”

“I’m not a morning person. I’m a ‘leave me alone with a coffee before I hurt somebody’ person.” ANONYMOUS SAD QUOTES

“I’m not procrastinating, I’m just giving ideas more time to mature.”

“I am not a player, I’m the game.”

“I don’t need an alarm clock, my ideas wake me up in the middle of the night.”

“I’m not messy, I’m organizationally challenged.”

“I’m not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.”

“I’m not fat, I’m just easy to see.”

“I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas.”

“I’m not weird, I’m a limited edition, one-of-a-kind masterpiece.”

“I’m not on a diet, I’m just on a mission to eat healthier… sometimes.”

“I’m not lazy, I’m just on energy-saving mode.”

“I’m not afraid of hard work. I just prefer not to participate.”

“I’m not always late, but when I am, it’s usually fashionably late.”

“I’m not clumsy, it’s just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way.”