![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrYk5WT04xdk5meFluVm5hWkpxY09TVEVGa29MNnlLZG9vaXhFVkJQSzY4R21VUXUvUU4vVmRLMGRiRFVJMHlncDBKNklaWXRJSStianlHbjJEOHRNOURnNzlMYTFrNjNrMDM2UEFucXRsdmRyT0hRSzE3QmE5NWNzNDR6bHFjK0VnPT0%3D/SOME+FUNNY+QUOTES/(8f198ab5e8b3e5bca4b9bd30f3b03d55).jpg)
“I’m not clumsy, I’m just on a mission to test the gravity.”
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“I’m not lazy, I’m just on my energy-saving mode.”
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“I don’t need anger management classes, you just need to stop annoying me!”
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“I’m not sarcastic, I’m just gifted with the ability to speak the truth.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZHRmSmp0Q2ZWUnZGOUpMeTZGRzBRY2VYbXpWM0ViN3ZRY3BBNmFLOTdNaHhOZkpwVlMyUlh3U0FrRkp3Q1R3SUl6MjZXajhLQXllMzN4bzhxSTN0RXBpVzhYTXJ1UnlER3VtZkdtNmhzaGo%3D/SOME+FUNNY+QUOTES/(331b4ba676b2cc676d5a8a070dda8933).jpg)
“I’m not short, I’m just concentrated awesome.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrV0RXYVYwZjJlWGpleXVtTGJkWStTc3hORlM1R29DWWVBNnhWajlONGptMlRVM2RSSXhqNGdTU0hLTHdQOUtkL2Z6KzIwNUVpWjhqWFNyYmRiWnliY1BVSktJVURWa05yZGovbmI5TUR4R0I%3D/SOME+FUNNY+QUOTES/(a9b304cf2588cf09a33c274ff5ee26b1).jpg)
“I may be crazy, but crazy is way more fun than normal!”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrV2hzOHJIbUY0akRoSnVvSGd4ajIzMy8waTdKb0FhSE1qQnBXSmo4QllpTEptQWN4MTMwNjZoMUk3LzNaem4vaU1wSGNYNngxVFdsTHBIWGlvb1grc3lpSFdwUlo5K01mTnFFYVQ3eEZCNDlqcEQ3anJXQ2tmOWg4d0lGdkVKc2hQY2RuT1JhL2x6TDY2OWpYOVVNZGNJPQ%3D%3D/SOME+FUNNY+QUOTES/(9c6f7b9d711dd13c48c2c3d62842fe66).jpg)
“If there was an award for laziness, I’d probably send someone to pick it up for me.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZHRmSmp0Q2ZWUnZGOUpMeTZGRzBRY0tOR21CT0FGNk45NWkyNHVIUXpOTUxmOHk2NXR6TnovcHFYY1QwMlhDRzAvbDlPdFl0MXYrUlhncFVEcVJCV2I2UTJCd2FwZnNFaXVWUGVKbVh0d2dmbjB0VU5DdHM4aW5KZXR5MW8rSHR3PT0%3D/SOME+FUNNY+QUOTES/(5bf46e17864289d3f05ecd8774d1e8ad).jpg)
“I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZHRmSmp0Q2ZWUnZGOUpMeTZGRzBRZUlyNmxJN2trd20xd2lwSDhqS1dNbjZ2STR0WFFucFFpY2JyazdLa25MRENkSjIzZkJNR2V3d1dWQmg2S2F0WDlkbkRwdVdld0MrYUxsSUcvL25RZzJJeFc1bGUzYjgwSkJNNGphMUxnbmRKM0ZxWFlzYlRPUGl6VjlkLy9rbTNKajJmYjVsR21RbTdlRWwxQXovbkdi/SOME+FUNNY+QUOTES/(36468ffc9ef2c5ac75bdafcfa75bd6b6).jpg)
“I’m not paranoid, but I always feel like someone is behind me… watching me… judging me.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrVDlvSTR1ZG41ZzFuMVpGVStXN3R2aUtHVlpWY0tYVHRxa3VOZGdBYmFmNmF1eUFxREhzT21GQnpNRHZYRnhwVjdOUUdvU3B3U0IrQ0dOK0lMVUp6R0pUeFRYaDlVT1lCRDFmY09vN25DWHU%3D/SOME+FUNNY+QUOTES/(d3881865a47536787c591ed246159873).jpg)
“I don’t trip over things, I do random gravity checks.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZlMvNTdpZUwwMkVweUErYms0N0szK2I4TEV4VFVsdU5md2ZYc3dxR25UQy93dU1tNnkwSW5oUy82Z0NLd3ZIL01JOGQxRjk3UWZHcnJkSEg3b3lHd0ZmekFIVjNzVTRMdXY0YmV2UFM3dWZJUW5QNi92NTY1VXFPVmZjTUVRbGlIdVc4UXI5MWtWeWYyVVh2d0RYWXJFPQ%3D%3D/SOME+FUNNY+QUOTES/(4e7cfe4a72fed7be03a04ab4df4457f8).jpg)
“My housekeeping style is best described as ‘there appears to have been a struggle.'”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZHRmSmp0Q2ZWUnZGOUpMeTZGRzBRY0xvOHdDU1p0eGpkWjdkQ0d2dkZSMFB6WUYveWFEVlBrY083ZHNmUXp0RVMwWVdFTUtxMXZJS0E3SUxLSjZkaTRtemtvNDJ2OTlPUVIvRS9qM0I4VDk%3D/SOME+FUNNY+QUOTES/(33ce3710f19febfb6dba7d91a2ca6a28).jpg)
“I’m not weird, I’m just limited edition.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZHRmSmp0Q2ZWUnZGOUpMeTZGRzBRY3BFR0FETnE1TzB5Z2hOTnR4TTh5WGYxSnUyRDdmYXBBNlF0WlE2K2huL1NtSm1Ra2FEWEtYeVB5Z2drbFFSLzJRUEc0eGN5SFR3VlFDbW1RanYvRGxKdHZaaVJLVDNqbWRGREZTMFVKajdzU0lwb2FqUnZkZkpYQXhFU2pVZm5jPQ%3D%3D/SOME+FUNNY+QUOTES/(764c1e8a3f968889b9196d2461ff3717).jpg)
“I’m not a slow driver, I’m just giving others more time to admire my car.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZHRmSmp0Q2ZWUnZGOUpMeTZGRzBRZWRIY3ArNy9HTDhZb1p0VFVkc25UMmRwcFRSc0ZDcERBTE1tR2g0SGw0SEp4M2JkalJCbHlKa0JaMHZnTVpTODRkTnhHODNkeG1BRmYyQTBXOGdHcjQxTU1jaUpMZ2dMQnBvZEMrWDlBUmczNjVmbmdlbHJudlhVQlhVWkw1OG1WWGJSb01hQXJSQnF1d015NlBIZVU4Z3RNcDFFNlpmbUc0TjBSendxb3dlRVJFVE8vUWlPQkI0WWVFRGxhcmxxVT0%3D/SOME+FUNNY+QUOTES/(a37022e774b1021bef5b1edaab1b8a4c).jpg)
“I’m not a morning person. I’m a ‘leave me alone with a coffee before I hurt somebody’ person.” ANONYMOUS SAD QUOTES
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZHRmSmp0Q2ZWUnZGOUpMeTZGRzBRZVNjckw0U1ByT3VCcngvYWw3V0FidDlvNXlieldKTGhieTh1cDY4MXAxUDdGck5yUXVjbUNydi96cmNra2pjTUxHcEw2b3hDeGh3Zm44cFhwNnNiem1FcFc2RFltejFKOU9FbXptbjdCajNRPT0%3D/SOME+FUNNY+QUOTES/(4d0e0bd3adc9540e5abc4fb3f1dc7f81).jpg)
“I’m not procrastinating, I’m just giving ideas more time to mature.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrVEt0VGsxWjZnSDZ3Rk8yUit0SVJrci9PS2gzdkVCbWRqYU5OV0JyQkg3QU1vVlBxR013UFluVFg5N1BzTVVwWTY1Z2ZvV2JIQy9KNlFxRHRvQ3dWWXM9/SOME+FUNNY+QUOTES/(ef9145da65f26d213d61b5bf11d6b5a6).jpg)
“I am not a player, I’m the game.”
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“I don’t need an alarm clock, my ideas wake me up in the middle of the night.”
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“I’m not messy, I’m organizationally challenged.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZHRmSmp0Q2ZWUnZGOUpMeTZGRzBRZWR4K2JneDQzbncwNWVnVERJNHk2M0dQWHA4ckNMSzVCTHhEVXVpYVMzYURlZWRMMUkyUlFxQXYxSmpTalQ3V2t1U3hKbXFENkZ4d1BDWE9nWllMVlo%3D/SOME+FUNNY+QUOTES/(d51e0e43006b0bdcbf1499fc2cb0ff02).jpg)
“I’m not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZHRmSmp0Q2ZWUnZGOUpMeTZGRzBRY3FzVTUvY2doanBqQ083d2VIREZBMGpVck1udUhvVGUvYWhDWk1OQzNuR0lWUWhZb2U0K3BRTkpaUEFYekQxZk09/SOME+FUNNY+QUOTES/(cb2cfdca5f0333603ff887bf72c65e1f).jpg)
“I’m not fat, I’m just easy to see.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZHRmSmp0Q2ZWUnZGOUpMeTZGRzBRY0UrUkN6dFJKTStzKyszbG1LWUV2elVnZmR3L28rRGlJT3JXRkR6S3JVMGF1a3RwRWVrcG95aStZUmxLbUxIdHM9/SOME+FUNNY+QUOTES/(0ac8b6c07afca938525a7482e0873c70).jpg)
“I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas.”
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“I’m not weird, I’m a limited edition, one-of-a-kind masterpiece.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZHRmSmp0Q2ZWUnZGOUpMeTZGRzBRZVIyeGdZSkJNVjBiWUJBZkFQaWdhME85d0NRZTdHbm5HVHBBdlprS04vOTJHZy96T2gvWUNSNVpqRXpIZ1IrODlvd2ZseUE0MDVCOXBmV2VFc1NTRWp6UTVDT2o0YnJJTnRCYXZONUk2OWJnNlZiY2pNampGemErdE9PaFQrTnFrPQ%3D%3D/SOME+FUNNY+QUOTES/(486847439ae31f466ffc4815272076ce).jpg)
“I’m not on a diet, I’m just on a mission to eat healthier… sometimes.”
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“I’m not lazy, I’m just on energy-saving mode.”
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“I’m not afraid of hard work. I just prefer not to participate.”
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“I’m not always late, but when I am, it’s usually fashionably late.”
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“I’m not clumsy, it’s just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way.”