SPENDING MONEY QUOTES FUNNY

“I’m not saying I’m addicted to shopping, but my credit card company sends me a birthday card every year.”

“Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy a yacht big enough to pull right up alongside it.”

“I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of my life, if I die next Thursday.”

“The only way I can afford a vacation is if I win the lottery and the vacation is on my couch.”

“I tried saving money once, but it didn’t work. Apparently, my bank doesn’t accept Monopoly money.”

“I bought some new shoes today, but I’m not sure where I’m going to wear them. Apparently, ‘outside’ is not the right answer.”

“Money can’t buy love, but it can definitely help me find someone to pretend.”

“I’m on a strict budget. It’s called ‘I can only afford things that are on sale’.”

“I was going to quit shopping, but then I realized I’m not a quitter.”

“If I ever won the lottery, I would use the money to buy more lottery tickets because clearly, I’m on a winning streak.”

“I’m not materialistic. I just love buying stuff.”

“At this point, I’m just working to support my online shopping addiction.”

“They say money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy a trip to Disneyland, and that’s pretty close.” HAPPY MOTHERS DAY I LOVE YOU QUOTES

“I’m not sure if I need a mood stabilizer or if I just need to go shopping.”

“Saving money is like going to the gym – I know I should do it, but it’s just so much easier not to.”

“Every time I think about saving money, I remember that life is too short for boring shoes.”

“I have a love-hate relationship with money. I love having it, and I hate running out of it.”

“I save so much money by not leaving my house. If only I could find a way to stop online shopping.”

“I’m not mediocre. I’m a budget-friendly person.”

“The only thing I’m responsible with is my online shopping cart.”

“I don’t have a shopping problem. I have a spending solution.”

“Money may not bring happiness, but it can definitely buy a private island where you can be unhappy in peace.”

“Money can’t buy you love, but it can definitely rent it for a little while.”

“I try to save money, but then I remember that I can’t take it with me to Sephora.”

“I may not be rich, but I do have a closet full of clothes and a heart full of regrets.”