SPRING QUOTES SHORT FUNNY

“It’s finally spring – the season where you can watch your plants slowly die.”

“Spring: the only time of the year when it’s acceptable to dance like no one is watching…while sneezing uncontrollably.”

“Spring is nature’s way of saying, ‘Let’s party! But wear a sweater, just in case.'”

“Spring: the season when we can finally stop shoveling snow and start complaining about allergies.”

“Spring is the time when you can erratically change your mind about your outfit multiple times a day because of unpredictable weather.”

“Spring is here, and so are my allergies. Time to stock up on tissues and antihistamines!”

“Spring is nature’s way of reminding us that we have way too many clothes for any season.”

“Spring: the only time of year when going outside is mandatory for Vitamin D deficiency treatment.”

“Spring is that magical time of year when birds start singing at 5 am and you start questioning why you ever liked birds.”

“Spring: the time to start shaving our legs, only to cover them up with pants because it’s still chilly outside.”

“Spring is the season where I attempt to grow a green thumb but end up with a brown thumb instead.”

“Springtime is the only time of year when everyone becomes an expert gardener – until those plants die, of course.”

“Spring: the time to put away your winter coat and embrace your winter body.”

“Spring is the season when I realize I only own clothes in shades of black, and it’s suddenly too bright outside.”

“Spring: the season where I proudly announce my plans for a summer body, as I eat a second slice of cake.” BEST QUOTES ABOUT TREATING OTHERS RIGHT

“Spring: the season where ‘spring cleaning’ turns into ‘why did I save all this junk?'”

“Spring is that time of year when you can’t tell if your neighbors are mowing their lawn or reenacting scenes from The Texas Chainsaw Massacre.”

“Spring is the time when social media feeds are filled with overly enthusiastic pictures of tulips because everyone knows they’re only alive for a week.”

“Spring: the season where I’m torn between enjoying the outdoors and avoiding the inevitable mosquito bites.”

“Spring is the time when my makeup is a mess because of pollen, but at least I have glowing, allergy-induced red eyes.”

“Spring: the season when everyone dreams of frolicking in fields of flowers, but ends up mowing their overgrown lawn instead.”

“Spring is nature’s way of reminding us that we should’ve started our summer bodies in winter.”

“Spring: the season when my attempts at gardening turn into a desperate battle against weeds.”

“Spring is the time when my car becomes a moving yellow pollen cloud, making it almost invisible to other drivers.”

“Spring: the season for those awkward in-between outfits when you’re not quite ready to give up your sweaters but it’s too warm for boots.”

“Spring is the only time of year when being outside feels like a mild form of torture – thanks, allergies!”

“Spring: the season when my sneezes gain Olympic-level intensity, much to the amusement of everyone around me.”

“Spring is the time when I realize I have no coordination or balance, as I stumble through blooming fields.”

“Spring: the season for shattered expectations, as you realize flowers don’t magically bloom everywhere you walk.”