ST PATRICKS DAY FUNNY QUOTES

“If you’re lucky enough to be Irish, you’re lucky enough.”

“May your troubles be less and your blessings be more, and may nothing but happiness come through your door.”

“Green beer: It’s like regular beer, but with leprechaun magic.”

“I’m not Irish, but kiss me anyway!”

“Ireland gave the world Guinness, so you know they have their priorities straight.”

“St. Patrick’s Day is the one day a year when it’s acceptable to pinch people for not wearing green. Just don’t pinch too hard!”

“Irish yoga: Bending over to pick up another pint.”

“I’m Irish, which means I rarely sweat but I do have a talent for drinking excessively.”

“Why do leprechauns giggle when they play soccer? Because the grass tickles their balls!”

“I’m not a leprechaun, but I can show you where to find my pot of gold.”

“May your pockets be heavy and your heart be light. May good luck pursue you each morning and night.” BEST QUOTES OF WARREN BUFFETT

“The problem with St. Patrick’s Day is that you can’t remember if it’s the day you wore green or the day you woke up in a stranger’s garden.”

“Irish coffee: Whiskey with a touch of coffee to keep it classy at breakfast.”

“Forget love, I’d rather fall into whiskey.”

“Irish diplomacy is the ability to tell a man to go to hell so that he looks forward to the trip.”

“Irish people don’t live on luck, they live on whiskey.”

“You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy a pint, and that’s pretty close.”

“Kiss me, I’m Irish. But if you’re not Irish, that’s fine, I’ll still take the kiss!”

“St. Patrick’s Day is the perfect excuse to drink like there’s a leprechaun at the end of the rainbow!”

“May you always have a clean shirt, a clear conscience, and enough coins in your pocket to buy a pint!”