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“If you’re lucky enough to be Irish, you’re lucky enough.”
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“May your troubles be less and your blessings be more, and may nothing but happiness come through your door.”
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“Green beer: It’s like regular beer, but with leprechaun magic.”
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“I’m not Irish, but kiss me anyway!”
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“Ireland gave the world Guinness, so you know they have their priorities straight.”
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“St. Patrick’s Day is the one day a year when it’s acceptable to pinch people for not wearing green. Just don’t pinch too hard!”
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“Irish yoga: Bending over to pick up another pint.”
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“I’m Irish, which means I rarely sweat but I do have a talent for drinking excessively.”
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“Why do leprechauns giggle when they play soccer? Because the grass tickles their balls!”
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“I’m not a leprechaun, but I can show you where to find my pot of gold.”
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“May your pockets be heavy and your heart be light. May good luck pursue you each morning and night.” BEST QUOTES OF WARREN BUFFETT
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“The problem with St. Patrick’s Day is that you can’t remember if it’s the day you wore green or the day you woke up in a stranger’s garden.”
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“Irish coffee: Whiskey with a touch of coffee to keep it classy at breakfast.”
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“Forget love, I’d rather fall into whiskey.”
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“Irish diplomacy is the ability to tell a man to go to hell so that he looks forward to the trip.”
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“Irish people don’t live on luck, they live on whiskey.”
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“You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy a pint, and that’s pretty close.”
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“Kiss me, I’m Irish. But if you’re not Irish, that’s fine, I’ll still take the kiss!”
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“St. Patrick’s Day is the perfect excuse to drink like there’s a leprechaun at the end of the rainbow!”
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“May you always have a clean shirt, a clear conscience, and enough coins in your pocket to buy a pint!”