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“I’m gonna put my nutsack on your drum set!”
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“We are not at liberty to discuss our worst job experiences.”
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“I’m Dale, but you have to call me Dragon.”
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“Well, I think that we should be doing something more constructive with our time this summer. Like, building a bunk bed.”
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“I’m not just gonna step over you!”
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“I’m gonna slice your liver and feed it to you.”
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“I am not a psychopath. I’m a high-functioning sociopath.”
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“I’m going to the Smiling Irish Bastard.”
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“I have to go to the bathroom… I’m about to cry.”
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“I’m very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.”
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“Maybe we could aim for a little bit more constructive behavior. Like, maybe try and entertain ourselves with singing or something.”
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“Did we just become best friends? Yup!”
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“We’re here to fuck shit up!”
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“I smoked pot with John Hopkins.”
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“We’re on a mission from God.” SELF PROTECTION QUOTES
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“I’m not a man; I’m a gentleman. And you’ll call me Robert.”
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“This is my white whale.”
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“I’m a man, I’m 40!”
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“Why are you so sweaty? I was watching Cops.”
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“I’m good at it, I’m fast, and I’m not afraid to get sand in my vagina!”
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“I got him off. We’re good.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrUkpRMjh5T3ZkRWRORlV3ME1iaVJFUU04OFFOSXU3bm03Z1dWREc4MWlCWkxRQWVKVytwWHo1eklIWHNMU3RmRmc9PQ%3D%3D/STEP+BROTHERS+WILL+FERRELL+QUOTES/(51a55c0bd3919adb6dcb5c1d8f427fdc).jpg)
“Shut your mouth, Derek.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrY1pKVHdsaVBCcnUrWXVNR2hGalJ2NmZFVWVRQVJQSS9uNHhjYnhYVnFVMjVBUnd3UGNvMzY2blRncE5YdmJYcDAwbnFwTDRCc2phVkFJVjV2Vk9PUG89/STEP+BROTHERS+WILL+FERRELL+QUOTES/(af67cf060b008daea31635123c79e64c).jpg)
“Give me the fucking Catalina Wine Mixer!”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrYnV1U1BuUWwrOU9CZGVmd0d1QTl6aGJxMEpSWnVtb1RIVVg0bDdFTjZkSGM3dGtBMnV1YW1WTkJtdHNGWXhvSWNxa1BoRVNsM1NFRld0VlJCenVGVG1ubnB2aURxV0xJdzRMVWtsNXI5VmdXNkwwM2pLTnRSN2N4cTVyb2krZHRnPT0%3D/STEP+BROTHERS+WILL+FERRELL+QUOTES/(00854400c51ccfd39ce0a8ec21ba14be).jpg)
“I will punch you in the face. I don’t care how old you are.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrVTNmY0VseGt2cUk5S1FMK3JzaWwrVWE0cDNhUDMyc0Y1RzBhOExwZVZXQUFvQ3g4elV1b3Z2dzZjbUd2VFloVWx6ZVZmTFRuUk84SGkwdFhrN0NtTlBwZGVYbXhndVNNb2hTOVZnMjlRZHA%3D/STEP+BROTHERS+WILL+FERRELL+QUOTES/(14382bb1e255d7642a1bc90653e294fc).jpg)
“It’s f**kin’ Catalina Wine Mixer time!”
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“Brennan, that is the voice of an angel. Brennan, I can’t even make eye contact with you right now. Your voice is like a combination of Fergie and Jesus.”
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“I’m a big fan of money. I like it. I use it.”
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“I swear, I’m so pissed off at my mom. As soon as she’s of age, I’m putting her in a home.”
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“So you’re telling me there’s a chance!”