STEPHEN KING FUNNY QUOTES

“I have the heart of a little boy. I keep it in a jar on my desk.” – Stephen King

“The road to hell is paved with adverbs.” – Stephen King

“I am the literary equivalent of a Big Mac and fries.” – Stephen King

“I have the memory of an elephant. I remember everything, and I write everything down.” – Stephen King

“I’m not a monster, I’m just ahead of the curve.” – Stephen King

“The scariest moment is always just before you start.” – Stephen King

“Writing is magic, as much the water of life as any other creative art. The water is free, so drink.” – Stephen King

“Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration, the rest of us just get up and go to work.” – Stephen King

“I have never seen the point of sitting down to write when you have nothing to say.” – Stephen King

“I write to find out what I think.” – Stephen King

“I try to create sympathy for my characters, then turn the monsters loose.” – Stephen King

“Monsters are real, and ghosts are real too. They live inside us, and sometimes, they win.” – Stephen King

“If you want to be a writer, you must do two things above all others: read a lot and write a lot.” – Stephen King

“You can, you should, and if you’re brave enough to start, you will.” – Stephen King

“I don’t believe in plot outlines.” – Stephen King TO MISS SOMEONE QUOTES

“I’m a very visual writer. I see things in my mind and describe them.” – Stephen King

“The scariest moment is when you realize that your imagination can play tricks on you, where you can be the heart of your own horror story.” – Stephen King

“Good books don’t give up all their secrets at once.” – Stephen King

“I think the best stories always end up being about the people rather than the event.” – Stephen King

“Talent is cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work.” – Stephen King

“The world has teeth, and it can bite you with them anytime it wants.” – Stephen King

“I never saw any of my dad’s stories. We never had books in the house.” – Stephen King

“I’ve always been amazed by the way an ordinary observer lends so much more credence and attaches so much more importance to waking events than to those occurring in dreams.” – Stephen King

“When his life was ruined, his family killed, his farm destroyed, Job knelt down on the ground and yelled up to the heavens, ‘Why god? Why me?’ and the thundering voice of God answered, ‘There’s just something about you that pisses me off.'” – Stephen King

“I think that we’re all mentally ill. Those of us outside the asylums only hide it a little better – and maybe not all that much better after all.” – Stephen King

“Life is like a wheel. Sooner or later, it always come around to where you started again.” – Stephen King

“The most important things are the hardest to say because words diminish them.” – Stephen King

“People think that I must be a very strange person. This is not correct. I have the heart of a small boy. It is in a glass jar on my desk.” – Stephen King