STRANGE QUOTES THAT MAKE NO SENSE

“I have a strange feeling that vegetables are plotting against me.”

“When life gives you lemons, squeeze them into your eyes and see where it takes you.”

“The best way to catch a butterfly is to paint your face like a flower and wait.”

“People say I’m crazy, but I prefer the term ‘intensely sane’.”

“If you can’t dance with the stars, dance with the dust bunnies.”

“Never trust a goat with your deepest secrets.”

“In the land of pickles, the cucumber is king.”

“I have a recurring dream where I’m a tumbleweed on roller skates.”

“Zebra crossings are just striped illusions for confused pedestrians.”

“If you can’t beat them, join them… then challenge them to a thumb war.”

“Life is like a box of chocolates, but where did I put the box?”

“The solution to every problem lies in the hands of an octopus playing the banjo.”

“To find yourself, you must first lose your car keys in a parallel universe.” DISNEY BOOK QUOTES

“Don’t worry about falling from a cliff, worry about spontaneously sprouting wings and flying away.”

“I wish I could be an equation, then maybe someone could solve me.”

“If life were a game, I’d be the player who constantly forgets the controls.”

“Follow your dreams, but make sure they don’t lead you off a cliff.”

“Some swim with the fishes, I prefer to dance with the sea cucumbers.”

“Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m colorblind, so what does that make you?”

“If laughter is the best medicine, then tickling must be the cure-all.”

“The early bird may catch the worm, but the late worm gets a few extra minutes of sleep.”

“I may be lost, but at least I don’t know where I’m going.”

“Life is like a jigsaw puzzle, but someone keeps stealing the pieces.”

“If life hands you a banana, ask for a coconut and make a piña colada.”

“Reality is just a figment of my overactive imagination.”