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“Why fit in when you were born to stand out?” – Dr. Seuss
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“I don’t need a personal trainer, I need someone to follow me around and slap unhealthy food out of my hand.” – Unknown
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“I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.” – Charles Lamb
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“Doing nothing is hard because you never know when you’re done.” – Unknown
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“I’m not lazy, I’m just on energy-saving mode.” – Unknown
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“I’m not clumsy, I’m just dancing with the floor.” – Unknown
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“I’m not sure how many problems I have because math is one of them.” – Unknown
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“I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once.” – Jennifer Yane
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“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.” – A.A. Milne
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“The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.” – Demetri Martin
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“I don’t need anger management, I need people to stop pissing me off.” – Unknown
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“I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted a paycheck.” – Unknown
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“Common sense is like deodorant, the people who need it most never use it.” – Unknown
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“I have a terrible memory, but I can remember every embarrassing moment ever.” – Unknown
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“I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. I can put off multiple things at once.” – Unknown ONE YEAR ENGAGEMENT ANNIVERSARY QUOTES FOR HUSBAND
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“I’m not funny, I’m just really mean and people think I’m joking.” – Unknown
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“I’m not afraid of death, I just don’t want to be there when it happens.” – Woody Allen
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“I’m not a player, I just crush a lot…of snacks.” – Unknown
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“I’m not addicted to coffee, we’re just in a committed relationship.” – Unknown
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“My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. I call it lunch.” – Unknown
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“I’m not clumsy, the floor just hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way.” – Unknown
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“I don’t have a dirty mind, I have a sexy imagination.” – Unknown
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“If there’s a will, I want to be in it.” – Unknown
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“I’m not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.” – Unknown
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“I’m not sure if I have free time or if I’m just forgetting something.” – Unknown
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“I’m not sarcastic, I’m just allergic to stupidity.” – Unknown
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“I’m not a pessimist, I’m just a realist with trust issues.” – Unknown
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“I may not be perfect, but at least I have a sense of humor.” – Unknown
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“I’m not short, I’m fun-sized.” – Unknown