SUMMER HEAT QUOTES FUNNY

“Summer, the season I’ve been waiting for, because it’s too cold to complain about the heat!” – Unknown

“Keep calm and stay hydrated. It’s just a little summer heatwave.” – Unknown

“If you can’t stand the heat, try sitting in the shade… or just embrace the hot mess that you are in summer!” – Unknown

“Summer should come with a warning: ‘Caution: May cause extreme laziness and an uncontrollable desire for ice cream.'” – Unknown

“In the summer heat, I sweat glitter!” – Unknown

“I’m so hot that even the sun is jealous!” – Unknown

“Summer is all about jean shorts, sunglasses, and trying to avoid the dreaded ‘swamp butt’.” – Unknown

“Why melt like a popsicle in the summer heat when you can embrace your inner popsicle and eat ice cream instead?” – Unknown

“I’m not a meteorologist, but I can tell you the forecast for today: sweaty, with a 100% chance of ice cream cravings.” – Unknown

“Summer heat makes everything a little bit hotter – including my irritability.” – Unknown

“Summer is the time of year when your hot body is not a compliment, it’s a fact.” – Unknown

“My summer body is ready… for a nap, some air conditioning, and a poolside margarita.” – Unknown

“In summer, the only thing hotter than the weather is my car’s leather seats.” – Unknown

“Summer: the season when the pools are too crowded, the temperatures are too high, and the struggle to find cute shorts is too real!” – Unknown

“The only way to survive the summer heat is to embrace your inner lobster and get ready to cook!” – Unknown

“If sweat was currency, I’d be rich by the end of summer!” – Unknown BRAINLESS PERSON QUOTES

“Hot weather: Making the simple task of turning on your car’s AC into an Olympic sport.” – Unknown

“In the summer, my face is shinier than a brand new car.” – Unknown

“I like my coffee like I like my weather – hot and unbearable.” – Unknown

“Summer is all about bronzing your body, but unfortunately, my natural color is more ‘lobster’ than ‘sun-kissed’.” – Unknown

“The only workout I need in the summer is trying not to melt in the scorching heat!” – Unknown

“Who needs a sauna when you can step outside and experience the ultimate summer heatwave?” – Unknown

“In summer, I don’t just like my drinks on the rocks; I like myself on the rocks too!” – Unknown

“Summer heat is like a spotlight, exposing all the sweat stains and fashion faux pas.” – Unknown

“Surviving the summer heat should be an Olympic sport. I’ve been training my entire life!” – Unknown

“At this point, the only thing keeping me sane in the summer heat is the thought of ice cream waiting for me at the end of the day.” – Unknown

“In summer, the only running I do is to the nearest air-conditioned room.” – Unknown

“If there’s one thing I’ve learned from summers in the city, it’s that hot dog vendors are the real MVPs.” – Unknown

“Summer: The time of year when I wear minimal clothing and still manage to feel like a melting snowman.” – Unknown

“Summer heat has turned me into a human puddle. Can someone please put me in the freezer?” – Unknown