TAMIL FUNNY QUOTES

“Kalyanam panna varaikum naal aachu, appuram vandha varaikkum nalaa illai”

( “Until you get married, every day is good, but after you get married, every day is not good”)

“Desiya unavu thalaivar Muruganukku mutham koduthu, but unavu thevaiya?”

( “Giving a kiss to the national food icon, Murugan, but do we need food?”)

“Seruppu adichi chinnatha paakardhu dhaan, seri yaarume annupatheenga”

( “I’m just rubbing my forehead, why is everyone offering ointment?”)

“Ponnu paakurathu railayum nadappathu railu”

( “Seeing a girl is like a train journey, both can derail easily”)

“Unnai enna solradhu? Enna solradhu? Enna solradhu? Va va, solradhu”

( “What should I say to you? What should I say? What should I say? Come, I’ll tell you”)

“Namakku onnum venumnaalum vaa diaper payyikonga”

( “If you want something from us, come wearing diapers”)

“Veetla rendu peru kku enna chalana irukkum? Appa Summa illai Appa Oroma illai”

( “What is the difference between two people at home? Dad is not useless, Mom is not free”)

“Oru velai edhukku Facebook la post pannikreengla? Intha Facebook-uh vazhikaati edhukku daan poiduven”

( “Why do you post everything on Facebook? I will leave Facebook altogether if it bothers too much”)

“Nee nitham nethikku azhagana laptop. Ennoda kuduthu onnum kaasu vaangiye ille, enna sai sai panre pechukku budhi kooda illa”

( “You have an expensive laptop. You didn’t give me any money, and you expect me to have wisdom in my stupid talks?”)

“Unna enna solradhu? Un pondatiya azhaga thatti, un amma ponna muthu pudikala, un akka paakurathu ratham poleyo?”

( “What should I say to you? Is your wife beautiful like an apple, does your mother have the complexion of a pearl, and does your sister flow with blood like a river?”)

“Ponnai patha sirantha madhiri nee matum enna pannuva, ippo nambavae illa” AESTHETIC QUOTES FOR BEST FRIEND

( “What will you do now that you have seen a girl? I don’t trust you anymore”)

“Nee yenna serndhaalum sirippu mattum podu. Yaarum intha alave illa”

( “You should smile no matter what you go through. No one has this much freedom”)

“62% peace of mind eduthavanga 38% single ah irukaravanga”

( “62% are those who have peace of mind, 38% are the ones who are single”)

“Love letter ezhuthum bodhu pencil ah use panrappo, heartache nalladhu erangi erangi ippadinnu line aaduvaan pola irukku”

( “When writing a love letter using a pencil, it seems like the eraser is dancing by itself, saying, ‘I’m going to erase this soon'”)

“Academic book ah padichappo athu katti kudukarathu vera. Exam match aah irukarathu illa”

( “When studying an academic book, it’s different. It’s not like watching an exciting exam match”)

“Nee cool-a irukkaravangala advice vaangi kooda athukku enna aachu? Avane kalaicha kuliru pochu”

( “What’s the point of taking advice from someone who is cool? The coolness has already gone away”)

“Kandeney ondru kanden, athu kooda exam hall-la”

( “I saw only one thing, and that too in the exam hall”)

“Suthi suthi paavam aayiduchu. Thanni thanni ya eduthutu, kudhiyera aaganum”

( “It has become very pathetic. We have to walk with water on one hand and an empty stomach”)

“Enna Kochikka Kochikka sollara? Enakku irukkara kochikka nenekirathu thaan korayum”

( “What is this ‘Kochikka Kochikka’ you keep saying? The only thing I remember looking at your face is ‘kochikka'”)

“Ganja adika munadi ‘I love you’ nu sollitu rejection kedaikaravangala vida, ippave pozhappu onnum illa da”

( “Before having marijuana, there are people who used to say ‘I love you’ and get rejected. Now, there is no shortage of problems”)