TEST QUOTES FUNNY

Here are 27 funny quotes for you:

“I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode.”

“I’m not clumsy, I’m just on a mission to destroy the floor.”

“I’m not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.”

“I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.”

“I’m not addicted to coffee, we’re just in a committed relationship.”

“I’m not shy, I’m just holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate anyone.”

“I’m not talking to myself, I’m having a parent-teacher conference in my head.”

“I’m not always sarcastic. Sometimes I’m asleep.”

“I’m not a weather expert, but I can confidently say that my forecast is always 99% chance of snacks.”

“I’m not a morning person. I’m a ‘don’t-talk-to-me-until-I’ve-had-my-coffee’ person.”

“I’m not avoiding work, I’m just on a motivation vacation.”

“I’m not short, I’m fun-sized.”

“I’m not fat, I’m just easy to see.”

“I’m not a shopaholic, I’m helping the economy.” EMOTIONAL QUOTES SAD

“I’m not lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing.”

“I’m not messy, I’m creatively organized.”

“I’m not forgetful, I just have selective memory.”

“I’m not clumsy, it’s just the floor hates me.”

“I’m not clumsy, I’m just performing random gravity checks.”

“I’m not a doctor, but I play one in my house.”

“I’m not scared of spiders, I’m just practicing my interpretive dance moves when I see one.”

“I’m not a control freak, I just like things better my way.”

“I’m not always late, but when I am, it’s usually fashionable.”

“I’m not crazy, my reality is just different than yours.”

“I’m not a morning person, I’m more like a ‘get up and bring me breakfast’ kind of person.”

“I’m not anti-social, I’m just selectively social.”

“I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas.”