THE BIG LEBOWSKI BEST QUOTES

“The Dude abides.”

“Yeah, well, you know, that’s just, like, your opinion, man.”

“I’m the Dude. So that’s what you call me. You know, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or, uh, Duder, or, you know, El Duderino if you’re not into the whole brevity thing.”

“Life does not start and stop at your convenience, you miserable piece of shit.”

“I don’t roll on Shabbos!”

“You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don’t wanna know about it, believe me.”

“That rug really tied the room together.”

“This aggression will not stand, man.”

“I can’t be worried about that shit. Life goes on, man.”

“Nobody fucks with the Jesus!”

“I guess that’s the way the whole durned human comedy keeps perpetuatin’ itself, down through the generations, westward the wagons, across the sands a time until we — aw, look at me, I’m ramblin’ again.”

“I’m sorry, I wasn’t listening. I was thinking about a milkshake.”

“You know, this could be a lot more complex. I mean, it’s not just It could be an entire universe tripping down the cosmic ski slope out of control, with no meaning or sense of destiny.”

“The Dude minds. This will not stand, ya know? This aggression will not stand, man.”

“Are you surprised at my tears, sir? Strong men also cry. Strong men… also cry.” WILL FERRELL STEP BROTHERS QUOTES

“Yeah, but what about the toe?”

“That’s a great plan, Walter. That’s fucking ingenious, if I understand it correctly. It’s a Swiss fuckin’ watch.”

“Hey, careful, man, there’s a beverage here!”

“You human… paraquat!”

“Obviously, you’re not a golfer.”

“I’m not Mr. Lebowski. You’re Mr. Lebowski. I’m the Dude. So that’s what you call me. You know, uh, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or, uh, Duder, or, you know, El Duderino if you’re not into the whole brevity thing.”

“Geez, man, I’m not a… I’m not Mr. Lebowski, man. I’m the Dude! So that’s what you call me. You know, uh, that or, uh, His Dudeness or, uh, Duder or, uh, El Duderino, if you’re not into the whole brevity thing.”

“My only hope is that the big Lebowski kills me before the Germans can cut my dick off.”

“Let me explain something to you. Um, I am not ‘Mr. Lebowski’. You’re Mr. Lebowski. I’m the Dude. So that’s what you call me. You know, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or, you know, El Duderino if you’re not into the whole brevity thing.”

“I’m not Mr. Lebowski, you’re Mr. Lebowski. I’m the Dude.”

“I just want to say, sir, that we’re both enormous fans of your work, and my partner and I are planning a little homage to you.”

“Careful, man, there’s a beverage here!”

“Yeah, well, you know, that’s just, like, your opinion, man.”

“Nobody fucks with Jesus!”