THE DUDE QUOTES THIS WILL NOT STAND

“This aggression will not stand, man.”

“The bums will always lose, Lebowski. Do you hear me? The bums will always lose!”

“Nobody calls me Lebowski. You got the wrong guy. I’m the Dude, man.”

“Yeah, well, you know, that’s just like, uh, your opinion, man.”

“Careful, man, there’s a beverage here!”

“The Dude abides.”

“Hey, careful, man! There’s a beverage here!”

“Life does not stop and start at your convenience, you miserable piece of shit.”

“Obviously, you’re not a golfer.”

“Not on my rug, man!”

“This is not a worthy fuckin’ adversary. This is a fuckin’ bummer!” FAMILY GOING THROUGH TOUGH TIMES QUOTES

“I don’t roll on Shabbos!”

“Hey, this is a private residence, man!”

“Mind if I do a J?”

“Yeah, well, you know, that’s just, like, your opinion, man.”

“Hey, at least I’m housebroken.”

“You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude.”

“I’m sorry, I wasn’t listening. Well, I was, but I can’t pull off the impossible.”

“I could be just sitting at home with pee stains on my rug.”

“This will not stand, ya know? This aggression will not stand, man.”