THE GRINCH QUOTES CHRISTMAS

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“Maybe Christmas, he thought, doesn’t come from a store. Maybe Christmas perhaps means a little bit more.”

“And they’ll feast, feast, feast, feast. They’ll eat their Who-Pudding and rare Who-Roast Beast. But that’s something I just cannot stand in the least.”

“Oh, the noise, noise, noise!”

“I’m glad he took our presents. You can’t hurt Christmas, Mr. Mayor, because it’s not about the gifts. It’s about love and kindness and joy!”

“I hate Christmas!”

“I can feel it, Christmas is in the air. But if I don’t make an appearance soon, they’ll start to get suspicious.”

“I must stop this whole thing! Why, for fifty-three years I’ve put up with it now. I must stop this Christmas from coming…but how?”

“I’m speaking in rhyme! Oh no, I’m rhyming all the time!”

“The Grinch hated Christmas! The whole Christmas season! Now, please don’t ask why. No one quite knows the reason.”

“What if Christmas, he thought, doesn’t come from a store? What if Christmas, perhaps, means a little bit more?”

“The noise was one thing, but living in fear? That’s precisely what I couldn’t stand anymore.”

“I must find some way to keep Christmas from coming.”

“Today, we will do mean things, and we will do them in style.”

“He puzzled and puzzled till his puzzler was sore. Then the Grinch thought of something he hadn’t before. Maybe Christmas, he thought… doesn’t come from a store. Maybe Christmas, perhaps… means a little bit more.” FUNNY QUOTES ABOUT LOSING YOUR MIND

“Hate, hate, hate. Double hate. LOATHE ENTIRELY!”

“Pop guns! And bicycles! Roller skates! Drums! Checkerboards! Tricycles! Popcorn! And plums!”

“Am I just eating because I’m bored?”

“Cheer up! It’s Christmas!”

“No one should be alone on Christmas.”

“All I need is a reindeer.”

“Christmas is coming, but I’m not happy. I don’t feel the way I’m supposed to feel.”

“What’s that stench? It’s fantastic!”

“To the Grinch, Christmas was strictly a commercial racket. But still, he would go on playing his part.”

“But what I hate most of all are the seasonal songs they play.”

“Now, just stay there till we all come back.”

“And he puzzled three hours, till his puzzler was sore.”

FUNNY QUOTES ABOUT LOSING YOUR MIND