THE OFFICE FRIENDSHIP QUOTES

“Sometimes I’ll start a sentence and I don’t even know where it’s going. I just hope I find it along the way.” – Michael Scott

“There’s a lot of beauty in ordinary things. Isn’t that kind of the point?” – Pam Beesly

“Whenever I’m about to do something, I think, ‘Would an idiot do that?’ And if they would, I do not do that thing.” – Dwight Schrute

“Friends joke with one another. ‘Hey, you’re poor.’ ‘Hey, your momma’s dead.’ That’s what friends do.” – Michael Scott

“I say dance, they say ‘how high?'” – Erin Hannon

“I wish there was a way to know you’re in the good old days before you’ve actually left them.” – Andy Bernard

“I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.” – Michael Scott

“The people that you work with are, when you get down to it, your very best friends.” – Michael Scott

“Bros before hos. Why? Because your bros are always there for you. They’ve got your back after your ho rips your heart out for no good reason.” – Michael Scott

“Sometimes you have to take a break from being the kind of boss that’s always trying to teach people things. Sometimes you just have to be the boss of dancing.” – Michael Scott

“Sometimes the clothes at Gap Kids are too flashy, so I’m forced to go to the American Girl store and order clothes for large colonial dolls.” – Dwight Schrute STAND BY ME QUOTES ABOUT FRIENDSHIP

“I feel like all my kids grew up and then they married each other. It’s every parent’s dream.” – Michael Scott

“You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take. – Wayne Gretzky” – Michael Scott

“I love inside jokes. I hope to be a part of one someday.” – Michael Scott

“We need a new plague.” – Dwight Schrute

“Just pretend like we’re talking until the cops leave.” – Creed Bratton

“I have flaws. What are they? Oh, I don’t know. I sing in the shower. Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally I’ll hit somebody with my car. So sue me.” – Michael Scott

“You can’t fire me! I don’t work in this van!” – Dwight Schrute

“I wake up every morning in a bed that’s too small, drive my daughter to a school that’s too expensive, and then I go to work to a job for which I get paid too little. But on pretzel day? Well, I like pretzel day.” – Stanley Hudson

“I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.” – Michael Scott