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“I wish there was a way to know you’re in the good old days before you’ve actually left them.” – Andy Bernard
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“I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.” – Michael Scott
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“I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.” – Michael Scott
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“Whenever I’m about to do something, I think, ‘Would an idiot do that?’ And if they would, I do not do that thing.” – Dwight Schrute
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“Sometimes I’ll start a sentence, and I don’t even know where it’s going. I just hope I find it along the way.” – Michael Scott
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“I’m not a hero. I put my bra on one boob at a time, just like everyone else.” – Pam Beesly
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“The worst thing about prison was the dementors.” – Prison Mike (Michael Scott)
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“Nothing stresses me out. Except having to seek the approval of my inferiors.” – Jim Halpert
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“I am Beyoncé always.” – Michael Scott
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“I’m not a bad boss; I just have very high emotional needs.” – Michael Scott
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“I’m not offended by homosexuality. In the 60s, I made love to many, many women – often outdoors, in the mud, and rain. It’s possible a man slipped in; there would be no way of knowing.” – Creed Bratton
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“I’m not crying because of you; I’m crying because I have a paper cut. And it really hurts.” – Michael Scott
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“I talk a lot, so I’ve learned to just tune myself out.” – Kelly Kapoor
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“The only time I set the bar low is for limbo.” – Stanley Hudson MANNERS QUOTES IN ENGLISH
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“I’m not a hero. I’m a high-functioning sociopath.” – Jim Halpert
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“One day, I will rule you all. Everyone will look up to me and shout, ‘Save us!’ and I will whisper, ‘No.'” – Dwight Schrute
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“I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.” – Michael Scott
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“I’m an early bird and I’m a night owl. So, I’m wise and I have worms.” – Michael Scott
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“Nobody asked you anything, ever, so whomever’s name is Toby, why don’t you take a letter opener and stick it in your skull?” – Michael Scott
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“I am Beyoncé always.” – Michael Scott
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“I’m not a bad boss; I just have very high emotional needs.” – Michael Scott
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“I’m not offended by homosexuality. In the 60s, I made love to many, many women – often outdoors, in the mud, and rain. It’s possible a man slipped in; there would be no way of knowing.” – Creed Bratton
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“I’m not crying because of you; I’m crying because I have a paper cut. And it really hurts.” – Michael Scott
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“I talk a lot, so I’ve learned to just tune myself out.” – Kelly Kapoor
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“The only time I set the bar low is for limbo.” – Stanley Hudson
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“I’m not a hero. I’m a high-functioning sociopath.” – Jim Halpert