THE OFFICE QUOTES CHRISTMAS

“I wanted to put this up for your last Christmas here, and I’m sorry I didn’t. It’s… an ornament. It’s a.. tough nut.” – Michael Scott

“I don’t want to work. I just want to bang on this mug all day.” – Andy Bernard

“Sometimes, to get perspective, I like to think about a spaceman on a star incredibly far away. They’ve got problems of their own. They’re so much worse than ours.” – Jim Halpert

“I hope everyone has a warm drink in their hand, cause I’m about to kill it on the dance floor.” – Meredith Palmer

“I’m not saying she’s a Christmas whore, but she’s been on the Naughty List more than anyone else in the office combined.” – Angela Martin

“It’s not a Christmas party without some drama. I’m just here to spice things up.” – Kelly Kapoor

“Beware, Dwight. I told Michael no spending limits on these gifts.” – Jim Halpert

“Christmas is awesome. First of all, you get to spend time with people you love. Secondly, you can get drunk and no one can say anything.” – Creed Bratton

“Welcome, Darryl, to the annual office Christmas party. Or, as I like to call it, ‘Hanukkah for the rest of us’.” – Toby Flenderson

“The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear… unless you work in our office, in which case you should probably save your voice.” – Phyllis Vance

“I’m gonna stuff that partridge in my meat locker.” – Dwight Schrute

“Dwight is the Christmas Karol King.” – Jim Halpert

“I’m not usually superstitious, but I am a little stitious.” – Michael Scott

“Identity theft is not a joke, Jim! Millions of families suffer every year!” – Dwight Schrute

“I feel God in this Chili’s tonight.” – Pam Beesly BEST CHRISTMAS CAROL QUOTES

“I’m not a narcissist. I’m a motivational speaker, with narcissistic tendencies.” – Michael Scott

“I talk a lot, so I’ve learned to tune myself out.” – Kelly Kapoor

“I just want to lie on the beach and eat hot dogs. That’s all I’ve ever wanted.” – Kevin Malone

“I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.” – Michael Scott

“I just want to be friends. Plus a little extra. Also, I love you.” – Michael Scott

“I’m not saying I invented the turtleneck, but I was the first person to realize its potential as a tactical garment.” – Dwight Schrute

“I have a lot of questions. Number one, how dare you?” – Kelly Kapoor

“Winning is so much better than losing because winning is winning and not losing.” – Michael Scott

“There’s a whole generation of people who are going to grow up without parents, because of the Dundie Awards.” – Phyllis Vance

“Lord, beer me strength.” – Jim Halpert

“I’m fast. To give you a reference point, I’m somewhere between a snake and a mongoose… And a panther.” – Dwight Schrute

“I’m not a hero. I’m a high-functioning alcoholic.” – Ryan Howard

“I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.” – Michael Scott

“Sometimes I’ll start a sentence, and I don’t even know where it’s going. I just hope I find it along the way.” – Michael Scott