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“I wanted to put this up for your last Christmas here, and I’m sorry I didn’t. It’s… an ornament. It’s a.. tough nut.” – Michael Scott
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“I don’t want to work. I just want to bang on this mug all day.” – Andy Bernard
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“Sometimes, to get perspective, I like to think about a spaceman on a star incredibly far away. They’ve got problems of their own. They’re so much worse than ours.” – Jim Halpert
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“I hope everyone has a warm drink in their hand, cause I’m about to kill it on the dance floor.” – Meredith Palmer
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“I’m not saying she’s a Christmas whore, but she’s been on the Naughty List more than anyone else in the office combined.” – Angela Martin
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“It’s not a Christmas party without some drama. I’m just here to spice things up.” – Kelly Kapoor
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“Beware, Dwight. I told Michael no spending limits on these gifts.” – Jim Halpert
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“Christmas is awesome. First of all, you get to spend time with people you love. Secondly, you can get drunk and no one can say anything.” – Creed Bratton
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“Welcome, Darryl, to the annual office Christmas party. Or, as I like to call it, ‘Hanukkah for the rest of us’.” – Toby Flenderson
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“The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear… unless you work in our office, in which case you should probably save your voice.” – Phyllis Vance
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“I’m gonna stuff that partridge in my meat locker.” – Dwight Schrute
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“Dwight is the Christmas Karol King.” – Jim Halpert
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“I’m not usually superstitious, but I am a little stitious.” – Michael Scott
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“Identity theft is not a joke, Jim! Millions of families suffer every year!” – Dwight Schrute
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“I feel God in this Chili’s tonight.” – Pam Beesly BEST CHRISTMAS CAROL QUOTES
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“I’m not a narcissist. I’m a motivational speaker, with narcissistic tendencies.” – Michael Scott
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“I talk a lot, so I’ve learned to tune myself out.” – Kelly Kapoor
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“I just want to lie on the beach and eat hot dogs. That’s all I’ve ever wanted.” – Kevin Malone
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“I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.” – Michael Scott
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“I just want to be friends. Plus a little extra. Also, I love you.” – Michael Scott
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“I’m not saying I invented the turtleneck, but I was the first person to realize its potential as a tactical garment.” – Dwight Schrute
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“I have a lot of questions. Number one, how dare you?” – Kelly Kapoor
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“Winning is so much better than losing because winning is winning and not losing.” – Michael Scott
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“There’s a whole generation of people who are going to grow up without parents, because of the Dundie Awards.” – Phyllis Vance
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“Lord, beer me strength.” – Jim Halpert
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“I’m fast. To give you a reference point, I’m somewhere between a snake and a mongoose… And a panther.” – Dwight Schrute
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“I’m not a hero. I’m a high-functioning alcoholic.” – Ryan Howard
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“I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.” – Michael Scott
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“Sometimes I’ll start a sentence, and I don’t even know where it’s going. I just hope I find it along the way.” – Michael Scott