THE OFFICE QUOTES MOTIVATIONAL

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“Sometimes I’ll start a sentence and I don’t even know where it’s going. I just hope I find it along the way.” – Michael Scott

“I love inside jokes. I’d love to be a part of one someday.” – Michael Scott

“You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take. – Wayne Gretzky” – Michael Scott

“I am Beyoncé, always.” – Michael Scott

“Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.” – Michael Scott

“It takes an advanced sense of humor. I don’t expect everyone to understand.” – Dwight Schrute

“I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.” – Michael Scott

“Whenever I’m about to do something, I think, ‘Would an idiot do that?’ And if they would, I do not do that thing.” – Dwight Schrute

“Do I need to be liked? Absolutely not. I like to be liked. I enjoy being liked. I have to be liked, but it’s not like a compulsive need to be liked. Like my need to be praised.” – Michael Scott

“I’m not a hero. I’m a high-functioning disaster.” – Michael Scott

“I talk a lot, so I’ve learned to just tune myself out.” – Kelly Kapoor

“I got six numbers. One more and it would have been a complete phone number.” – Kevin Malone FERNANDO PESSOA BOOK OF DISQUIET QUOTES

“I’m not ashamed to admit I’m scared of a nine-year-old.” – Jim Halpert

“I am fast. To give you a reference point, I’m somewhere between a snake and a mongoose… And a panther.” – Dwight Schrute

“There’s a lot of beauty in ordinary things. Isn’t that kind of the point?” – Pam Beesly

“You don’t get rewarded for doing your job, you only get rewarded for stopping other people from doing theirs.” – Creed Bratton

“I understand nothing.” – Andy Bernard

“I wish there was a way to know you’re in the good old days before you’ve actually left them.” – Andy Bernard

“You have no idea how high I can fly.” – Michael Scott

“People who buy things are suckers.” – Stanley Hudson

“I’m not a monster, I’m just ahead of the curve.” – Creed Bratton

“If I don’t have some cake soon, I might die.” – Stanley Hudson

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