THE SIMPSONS CHRISTMAS QUOTES

“I’m sorry, but Christmas as we know it is canceled!” – Mr. Burns

“Aren’t we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa.” – Bart Simpson

“It’s not easy being a dad. But it’s a job I enjoy. Because if I didn’t do it, my kids would’ve been raised by wolves.” – Homer Simpson

“In this house, we obey the laws of thermodynamics!” – Ned Flanders

“Lisa, if I don’t survive this, tell your mother I love her… and buy yourself something nice.” – Homer Simpson

“Marge, I’m going to miss you so much. And it’s not just the sex. It’s also the food preparation.” – Homer Simpson

“No shoes, no shirt, no problem!” – Bart Simpson

“Son, when you participate in sporting events, it’s not whether you win or lose, it’s how drunk you get.” – Homer Simpson

“Remember as far as anyone knows, we’re a nice normal family.” – Homer Simpson

“Don’t have a cow, man!” – Bart Simpson

“I can’t even say the word ‘titmouse’ without giggling like a schoolgirl.” – Moe Szyslak

“Uter, I’m sorry if your feelings are hurt. But joining the army is a glorious opportunity. You get to kill people and have them be grateful!” – Principal Skinner YOU ARE THE BEST MOTIVATIONAL QUOTES

“I have three kids and no money. Why can’t I have no kids and three money?” – Homer Simpson

“I’m normally not a praying man, but if you’re up there, please save me Superman!” – Homer Simpson

“Remember, as far as anyone knows, we’re a nice, normal family.” – Homer Simpson

“Marge, you being a cop makes you the man. Which makes me the woman – and I have no interest in that.” – Homer Simpson

“You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson here is, never try.” – Homer Simpson

“I’m not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I’m going to hell?” – Homer Simpson

“It’s not easy being drunk all the time. Everyone would do it if it were easy.” – Homer Simpson

“I can’t believe it! Reading and writing actually paid off!” – Bart Simpson

“We started out like Romeo and Juliet, but it ended up in tragedy.” – Homer Simpson

“The strong must protect the sweet.” – Lisa Simpson