TINDER SWINDLER FUNNY QUOTES

“I’m not a photographer, but I can definitely picture us together…swindling Tinder users.”

“Do you believe in love at first swipe, or should we try to scam them twice?”

“Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, everyone else’s money disappears.”

“Swipe right if you’re looking for someone who can steal both your heart and credit card information.”

“They say money can’t buy happiness, but I can certainly make it disappear.”

“Let’s be like Bonnie and Clyde, but instead of robbing banks, we’ll just rob hearts…and wallets.”

“Swipe right if you’re ready to be scammed, I mean…swept off your feet.”

“Are you a loan? Because you have my interest…and I promise to never pay it back.”

“My hobby is collecting hearts, and by hearts, I mean unsuspecting Tinder users’ emotions.”

“Are you a treasure? Because I’m ready to find and con you out of everything you’ve got.”

“Swipe right if you’re ready for a wild adventure that may or may not involve identity theft.”

“They say love is blind, but I promise to open your eyes to a whole new world of scams and schemes.”

“Can I interest you in a romantic night out funded by someone else’s credit card?”

“Swipe right if you’re looking for a partner in crime…literally.”

“You must be a rare Pokémon, because I’d go to great lengths to catch you…and your money.” SON YOU MAKE ME PROUD QUOTES

“Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest, and I plan on never paying it back.”

“I’m not looking for love, just someone gullible enough to fund my luxurious lifestyle.”

“Swipe right if you’re ready to embark on a journey full of lies, scams, and maybe some stolen kisses.”

“Are you a Nigerian prince? Because I’m ready to wire you my heart and life savings.”

“If we were a con artist duo, I’d be the charming smooth talker, and you’d be the unsuspecting victim.”

“Swipe right if you’re ready to have your heart stolen, and maybe a few credit card numbers.”

“I may not be a fortune teller, but I see a future filled with scams and heartfelt deceptions.”

“Are you a credit card? Because I’d love to swipe you all night long.”

“If you were a scammer, you’d be a masterpiece, because you’ve already stolen my heart.”

“Swipe right if you’re ready for a love story that starts with a stolen identity.”

“Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re Cu-Te, and I’m ready to scam you.”

“Swipe right if you’re ready to experience a romance that could make us the ultimate Tinder fraudsters.”

“They say honesty is the best policy, but I prefer deception and a perfectly executed Tinder scam.”