![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrYk5WT04xdk5meFluVm5hWkpxY09TU3lIclBnZlBET21QeVFRdk1pVXBZUGtORkp5TEJObzU4Z1UvV21LNXhEdkw0dXg3T3BVTWVkbmdwL1Mwb1JsZjlTdzdoZ29DQlZHMDZLbEJweHhGQ050TlhYN1ZXNm1PZTc1TktwQkVtRFhkRHNkZXVId3JveDhkVzdTWkVySU4xVStJTG9XdUlKRmZFZVdaMmNPMUR6/TINDER+SWINDLER+FUNNY+QUOTES/(c14a4a3b070eee56f85e0fbd57d52a51).jpg)
“I’m not a photographer, but I can definitely picture us together…swindling Tinder users.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/amk5L3IxQm1SbkRHeGNmRDMxSXdMODV5ZkdObVFZSlBMYUNtM2RKN3BobnF5elNUTVRSSStDMFVwR1pqYWlqVE4yWnU5QlIraTZET2tyK05YUGoxdHhMbUFyR3lWTncyMUVsRkpmZ3Q1WTdGSk0xTmRhdElwZnZqZUNjcGE4RXZvbm1hVklzeWlsc2w3bm1tTXdySFhnPT0%3D/TINDER+SWINDLER+FUNNY+QUOTES/(d4351665c8bc85ac203a18013d391821).jpg)
“Do you believe in love at first swipe, or should we try to scam them twice?”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/amk5L3IxQm1SbkRHeGNmRDMxSXdMN2xBWnF3RE9yY2xwcEdON2xFZWRXbGFpV2M4TDlEZWRhSzlweXJDQUlTK3V3a0xta3NGQWtrb3ZYeGZCS2ZzbFJVNG1BQXZKNGYwcnZEMFozNTh1azZGa0lyMThNcGgwOFNwMUNTekxiTGlCbXJndDFsWjZ6dW9FRGhvVHFnSXhDOFB4eVBNdkdYLzdxdS83S25xOWNZPQ%3D%3D/TINDER+SWINDLER+FUNNY+QUOTES/(3bbf6fa7c43803754386fc49fa1d5ce1).jpg)
“Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, everyone else’s money disappears.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/amk5L3IxQm1SbkRHeGNmRDMxSXdML3FPaTBleUlYNS92NjZYeHNVZXFGblRxZkEzNlVrdUR5bnYzK2g1NUNHaFplTHhwajRlREhCYmF4cEUxQ2FIRDNybW90R3hLYjV5TWFjRnNiZm4va0s0VE1CRm1OWms4WGJGamRzZk0vOHFYUHd2Q3A4NlpYa1FpM2lhaGpheHpOVFk5aEVQZU9zc3dFTkN2NVA0ZE92aEZrVkY2OWg2S0V3YkVXdG8vd3Jm/TINDER+SWINDLER+FUNNY+QUOTES/(3b0a98a61a590e1f3e22071149b11876).jpg)
“Swipe right if you’re looking for someone who can steal both your heart and credit card information.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/amk5L3IxQm1SbkRHeGNmRDMxSXdMODQyVkpUUGZaTnprUmVteHdNMjJDdUo3SkdyeHNMK29odlNEajlLYmhtM08vcGFqTkhJYzc3dm42eDEzVnRobFgyWCtKQmljaGVxMDBzRCtsdUNkTlZKTXRydlBtOWVvS09JRjgvdEZTVlFMWVI0ekpndVNyOEswQ09YWTg1Q29BPT0%3D/TINDER+SWINDLER+FUNNY+QUOTES/(aa9fd8f26b031f38f6fd37af99983036).jpg)
“They say money can’t buy happiness, but I can certainly make it disappear.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/amk5L3IxQm1SbkRHeGNmRDMxSXdMOTdDSE5zV09DYVdzSFpEeURjbU1SSkc0a0UwNlQ3UmxFVTVBdnAxYnhqZzBHdUE1eGs0aTZlV2NEczkvcTNPY3ZvRXZZdmhnaTM3YnV2dDZLUm83QWJ4SG1zNmtoUGJuYTdvbWhCTUpJdVpiemVXTVBrL2tnUm5rUGNPVnBUT0FIcExtNThCaUhKN3RaNG5hMHBvVS84TTZ1L251RVE4bVJoeUV1SFVXeGw2elVjR2NQd0RRVWxqMlBIb0txM2JuQT09/TINDER+SWINDLER+FUNNY+QUOTES/(eea3f67e584346d99373326d62b52b25).jpg)
“Let’s be like Bonnie and Clyde, but instead of robbing banks, we’ll just rob hearts…and wallets.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/amk5L3IxQm1SbkRHeGNmRDMxSXdML3FPaTBleUlYNS92NjZYeHNVZXFGblRxZkEzNlVrdUR5bnYzK2g1NUNHaER6eWRlZ2ZoZmMrSE9YaExWbHNvNDk0aFJNUVBzUWlxOCtReUxvUWJsZlQyaElNWGN3QmVpREJkdEQ4b3ZTTGFEY0lxcFc0UkhEZGU3dGgycVVzS2c2WEc4bTdUZ1Y3WDlVN0VpaUpiclJFPQ%3D%3D/TINDER+SWINDLER+FUNNY+QUOTES/(3098011b74b16f24ea333250f8c15f69).jpg)
“Swipe right if you’re ready to be scammed, I mean…swept off your feet.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/amk5L3IxQm1SbkRHeGNmRDMxSXdMN2xBWnF3RE9yY2xwcEdON2xFZWRXa2lIbzlKSGN0elFuRWI1M0E5TndDeGFCeEhRVGx1NDI0czVuclBXaFZIVDVrWXFURWtZTHFRdStSWGdSVW5kd3pQdVN4bVpqK3A3czVQTFE5SEFTeXQ3M1VUV3JvODlnb1BOQ3doTjd0V04wKytiUm5GQlFGb25sN05qVEkvUFlFPQ%3D%3D/TINDER+SWINDLER+FUNNY+QUOTES/(af1044d90a39993124e04f82122823f0).jpg)
“Are you a loan? Because you have my interest…and I promise to never pay it back.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/amk5L3IxQm1SbkRHeGNmRDMxSXdMMzgya0l4SC9TVXdsRmV3ejR2WExaOW1SQXNGTGh3MkJ5RlJZbW9VNzZ1NHEyaExDalp6b1lDdFJBczNrS0VQSUI2cHFMUUVuaml1TE1NeVNLZTdMN0h5dDNkK1g5dGJBQU5Zdi9kVFVyUEo0ZlpzZ3FnejJjOUl1SGQvTmpXWGpYWFNJVUlRc1d0MFZPSjlQaG94Vk1VPQ%3D%3D/TINDER+SWINDLER+FUNNY+QUOTES/(24a3e30c8210033bc282bd1fa58fa299).jpg)
“My hobby is collecting hearts, and by hearts, I mean unsuspecting Tinder users’ emotions.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/amk5L3IxQm1SbkRHeGNmRDMxSXdMN2xBWnF3RE9yY2xwcEdON2xFZWRXa1dRQlJEdExEbGRzYnQvNy9TVFg5dHVuMjNtWmxPMXBMNWJiL2Z0cUpLdGtoWmNqQ3VUWWsyY1Z3WllBTTFjUmpISXFOY1MwaU1TSlJPZThQeFF3OGRmcFM2RE9SbnpzZmZoL05RS3g5SFVpVWwzQk44UHhBajZubXQ1eGVRMVhtcWlvSWpmWUVLaHZQTzhFYkF1WCtQ/TINDER+SWINDLER+FUNNY+QUOTES/(c7696a38a38731ba952d4ad98e7674bc).jpg)
“Are you a treasure? Because I’m ready to find and con you out of everything you’ve got.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/amk5L3IxQm1SbkRHeGNmRDMxSXdML3FPaTBleUlYNS92NjZYeHNVZXFGblRxZkEzNlVrdUR5bnYzK2g1NUNHaEhEcU5rWjMrWEFpanB0Ly9iaXhiejArY0EvT2RRSVI1aFhMWmJ2c21BOEhtdGxTWUhCVlFZTlhQTUd4NVZjMUhHYitKblFLZExUUlRhMXBSTGtzN1MxQnh3VnNNZ0hBSUlYakgyYVhpRlRmMkNRMjVJdC9vaStkYzBRWGFjQlZH/TINDER+SWINDLER+FUNNY+QUOTES/(fdd2adca0aee7dc67685678da8046cc8).jpg)
“Swipe right if you’re ready for a wild adventure that may or may not involve identity theft.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/amk5L3IxQm1SbkRHeGNmRDMxSXdMODQyVkpUUGZaTnprUmVteHdNMjJDcy9KV1BPWWZNNjFjcUQ1RzZwdlM5SGtISTVvY0tRMmlWVmZpeXJzWk9hdXdwcmd4VUVIaHFyai9qUmVxS0Z5RFAvbkRqMkdycjZjcVNqalE2Mm9IL0tySHJnd0lHK0lTTTI3d3J1ZkZKcGZVdWlUYzNnNStMSE9zTVllQTlrV21mM05wdm9ONUM4Vi9nSHRQb1RPTGFn/TINDER+SWINDLER+FUNNY+QUOTES/(1aa91772ef102131ef288fe8cad2db6a).jpg)
“They say love is blind, but I promise to open your eyes to a whole new world of scams and schemes.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/amk5L3IxQm1SbkRHeGNmRDMxSXdMMnIrRlE4R1NEYXU4M2VRamlRS0UzaEw0T2k5VERjQzVUM2JDeU5JMjYrZEl1Z3lxc0FBODI1dEsydjRqYzBTVGJjdTRiOFFGL3Q4MkRxazdsVTlzSjBTNFE1WXhiUTZaK0tJYnd2aVhEbk4zaW51V3lKMHJTRXJHQVUvckkwREJ6QS9YWGhwc1dSc1d5c2xkNmwzZTlzPQ%3D%3D/TINDER+SWINDLER+FUNNY+QUOTES/(2438dcced717f33e749981df40aa6e10).jpg)
“Can I interest you in a romantic night out funded by someone else’s credit card?”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/amk5L3IxQm1SbkRHeGNmRDMxSXdML3FPaTBleUlYNS92NjZYeHNVZXFGblRxZkEzNlVrdUR5bnYzK2g1NUNHaGQ2T09HbzBHRXV3M1ZjZW5BcEJaZ3VYRjZJRDRvZnRBdUxwc2cvVk9wd2FDUVlLbnJhYkRmVXV0QVJuczV2MGwxNlRzV0lEQ1Bmc1h6dlhyVm8xSFJ3PT0%3D/TINDER+SWINDLER+FUNNY+QUOTES/(1ef4f254cd532a374defc60c0807012a).jpg)
“Swipe right if you’re looking for a partner in crime…literally.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/amk5L3IxQm1SbkRHeGNmRDMxSXdMMXZVZ1lZMnVzSmxCSVRrT1lQWHFpQk8vMkRtR2VLa1pxMHNqWWxETkdLWEljendZK1pQL3BBc1QvdmxIMUVmczlETk5mNG1TYUhncDMzYVpXdDNOZUI4SDdsTjhLdDBueHVNQm1HNDFkdk9KQ1MzYmo5Q0NZSGVia3N1MDZwMGh4SittRm1MUFBoOWxabkxlNDdKSEhHdnZaNTE4ald5Y1h3QnRzUjlHVUlydTlMa0xJNkkyUW83NTZmUWV1bHdEWXE4TFIrNVQ4aVVqcTI5dCtCWVVPbz0%3D/TINDER+SWINDLER+FUNNY+QUOTES/(6d71d1f20ba3ad300e519c32791c7bee).jpg)
“You must be a rare Pokémon, because I’d go to great lengths to catch you…and your money.” SON YOU MAKE ME PROUD QUOTES
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/amk5L3IxQm1SbkRHeGNmRDMxSXdMN2xBWnF3RE9yY2xwcEdON2xFZWRXbnlNY1lxcGVCVjl4STZTU2VKK2tVQnJxTDVmUE1uZ1BrU3VKcE80UDB3L3VRNmxBRitXdkt4bHRwQzNXckhnd0NQL2N2UU84VHVtcVQ4MjZBLzBsSDJDczZmK3hjV3VJRjJVSGVoYU8wbFpteEo3TG5TeElSTEpmN2hlekk3cjJRPQ%3D%3D/TINDER+SWINDLER+FUNNY+QUOTES/(070f0bacc1a30dd6504c5a648d4fda18).jpg)
“Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest, and I plan on never paying it back.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/amk5L3IxQm1SbkRHeGNmRDMxSXdMd3VsS1kvcHdzSWc1Mk10cW5RejUvMDk1bDNRWjhZK3NGejYxSTF4ZVBjdG5MMm5tSkNnYWlHWWJvbjNISTZPWnMzT05XMjFlRE5IMWE3YmFpOENneG9vcm9uUkFwUGRYVkxwd0ZvcmVkVytjcGZaM1h3Tk1za0RmM3g2UEM2OHVGZmpRMkx1UWs0YjFVdzdKUFplOGc0PQ%3D%3D/TINDER+SWINDLER+FUNNY+QUOTES/(6f3627bf0095d9e3c8e4efb728708b60).jpg)
“I’m not looking for love, just someone gullible enough to fund my luxurious lifestyle.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/amk5L3IxQm1SbkRHeGNmRDMxSXdML3FPaTBleUlYNS92NjZYeHNVZXFGblRxZkEzNlVrdUR5bnYzK2g1NUNHaElNOXFBK3FIdXdrKzFtV0RDNkpqcU81YUJDVDhacG1Oc3RxSXNWcW5pbm96UmxRQTZrYit6TFhNMWtVUnF5RW5zUVhHK3hMaUF2SGcwQ1B6c1lnY2NGNHlpZ3lsd2NwTlZzc1pTSVFWdjJMclhNL25IVUtra1NwUlJmMVgxSUVE/TINDER+SWINDLER+FUNNY+QUOTES/(e16573ad3939e5d77a26a85ee95eff79).jpg)
“Swipe right if you’re ready to embark on a journey full of lies, scams, and maybe some stolen kisses.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/amk5L3IxQm1SbkRHeGNmRDMxSXdMN2xBWnF3RE9yY2xwcEdON2xFZWRXbnorYW1yZ2x2ekFGREpCQ2lON1hwbnFGQ2RwbjB6NUg5d3E0bWlwaFUweUNyUDRibjlvMWxWMzh5c2ViNXlMNFZPazU5NEFoeU05SEZURW1NWXcxYWc2Qk1oa1MxUzQyODV5SkdIMVJadGpYVXY0anlJWWgyd3NCaHZjd1V6ZjRvPQ%3D%3D/TINDER+SWINDLER+FUNNY+QUOTES/(44042258347f3231af2c115e171b3bf7).jpg)
“Are you a Nigerian prince? Because I’m ready to wire you my heart and life savings.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/amk5L3IxQm1SbkRHeGNmRDMxSXdMMnFzRXpGSGQzYTJjK2I3Mmt3empoMEcxVXVTbUlVSDNidWxSVnp6WXFNWDI3c2g1WGw2cWZMc0FyNUI4ODV3ZEJNVWR4RE1Pck55WDkxR0VkRWVKSkg0R3ArN3VrcE5jUGIzNDYyZWV1UEhPMkVCaWxoOHhDNWxJZldPN013emZnU2d5UVlTY1VOMXUyeXJibHlmTVgyclBkWU1FN0k3S2hFbkhiRlVsNE9o/TINDER+SWINDLER+FUNNY+QUOTES/(fc7a1be11f71ff04fed905e08f5c29cc).jpg)
“If we were a con artist duo, I’d be the charming smooth talker, and you’d be the unsuspecting victim.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/amk5L3IxQm1SbkRHeGNmRDMxSXdML3FPaTBleUlYNS92NjZYeHNVZXFGblRxZkEzNlVrdUR5bnYzK2g1NUNHaEsyemNwZDJjbHVENXk3WmZKYUdnUE91bktjb2xhZ3NwSjlMMGNjc2daNDU4TWtEMytnZ0JobXh0c2UvZFJNS2FSOXVuMjdERCtWL1k2RlJ0cDN1WGRMSCttNjR1NGZJeFR0cTE2Q01xV1ZRPQ%3D%3D/TINDER+SWINDLER+FUNNY+QUOTES/(7f18106eeb429b268e7aceab68d3078d).jpg)
“Swipe right if you’re ready to have your heart stolen, and maybe a few credit card numbers.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/amk5L3IxQm1SbkRHeGNmRDMxSXdML2dJWFVNSEhoTWszRzZKbmxCQkl0ajRYM0MvTTlsSk56cU9NbVEzcDlaVFFFOHZpSForU1JPMFk4K3Exd25aWmpIZDlhUEdxMTdwQ3VRQTk5K3J3V3lnMmVnR1kvaWlOemM5anlJTVVBK2VobzdaWUxibWhWUENJOGhoRkJPazFiTFlGWm1oR1JubEZWN1lmV2hwc2ZzPQ%3D%3D/TINDER+SWINDLER+FUNNY+QUOTES/(1822fce0763d57779235f57ed5409da0).jpg)
“I may not be a fortune teller, but I see a future filled with scams and heartfelt deceptions.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/amk5L3IxQm1SbkRHeGNmRDMxSXdMN2xBWnF3RE9yY2xwcEdON2xFZWRXbnA3aGVCdks1SmwvVmcxZEE4QWowTU9OTjdIeGM2RzdWMFZuNDRFWDJ1R05aM0dWSEJ4bTd1b2syTVBLMHBUdUdLQXFmMzJDUlRHZGpvUENXT0h3VWRkRkZFN3lXUSt6SUxEdjFzZ05NZVV3PT0%3D/TINDER+SWINDLER+FUNNY+QUOTES/(1e68ca99b7a321f33adc27e3c2858a56).jpg)
“Are you a credit card? Because I’d love to swipe you all night long.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/amk5L3IxQm1SbkRHeGNmRDMxSXdMMmxNRjkrdDlDaVFyQmxmSHdqeTBYdEx4YVpydDZJc1dqenI5Q2d0a0FLV0xvbHVpQXR0TTE5YWtiQ08xa2Z4R0dFdFg4VXVXaE9PbU1lNEVmNEdXdlkyakpuc1lzTE5zVjd3TTNUUzJrOXg3MEh0eGZkRjRIV3g5WkFQd0plSVJhcmgybTc2ek5xeTArMVZ6aTFIQTF1UEdvblNZdmFBR2NQOHhzVnhBY1Nz/TINDER+SWINDLER+FUNNY+QUOTES/(64e5e470e71edde9ad53a097e8c61198).jpg)
“If you were a scammer, you’d be a masterpiece, because you’ve already stolen my heart.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/amk5L3IxQm1SbkRHeGNmRDMxSXdML3FPaTBleUlYNS92NjZYeHNVZXFGblRxZkEzNlVrdUR5bnYzK2g1NUNHaGdPcUdlOEJRVEJVdUNVVnBaMS85NVB0a3pBODRPOXBGTnFMZ1NNU1VUMGl0MW5ralF4emV2SXFOa3dvZU01KzFyYit0eFEwckdBUm5mZHdSb1hqMStrRjJzYUFDV2c3UTQ5b2ZVdi8xNFFJPQ%3D%3D/TINDER+SWINDLER+FUNNY+QUOTES/(4ae5a61a305ce0a2422d9487e3c845ac).jpg)
“Swipe right if you’re ready for a love story that starts with a stolen identity.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/amk5L3IxQm1SbkRHeGNmRDMxSXdMeEROL1RHbkNObm8yd1RlYUgwOGIwUU5RUmtuNjRvQnNyL21qV0JGUTFCb3NscldoUTNEckx3T1loWFRXNHh2a2hyL01FNFZFR2RTZzA4WW1vVXN1Z1dUa0oyM2JiNHA2RlNyOGtNVEJoSHFoaHNYdzFwbnVqelpaRUs1OHFrTjY1MlB5SitoUi8wTHdVN0gvRHFRb3JLZm5wLzUvYnJIdHc5bFAwWFB6SjBT/TINDER+SWINDLER+FUNNY+QUOTES/(dff198080cb325f7e9900967f75ff3c2).jpg)
“Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re Cu-Te, and I’m ready to scam you.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/amk5L3IxQm1SbkRHeGNmRDMxSXdML3FPaTBleUlYNS92NjZYeHNVZXFGblRxZkEzNlVrdUR5bnYzK2g1NUNHaFhXUFBhTHd0S2p2Mk4zWUZEbWJNa2FsdVp3VEQ4Q2pydllQV3hnWWh5MkZLcHpOY3FDZjZqSE1XbVpYT0ZlcDlQV2RmTktBTnM3MkpXUnZZN1g5Y2Npd24raGVxSkNEZyt5eGMrcnNzejFoQjNNTnl5am1iRkk5TCtTcWZ6djV5/TINDER+SWINDLER+FUNNY+QUOTES/(d1cbf078c6c61270234aa128d2d44f4b).jpg)
“Swipe right if you’re ready to experience a romance that could make us the ultimate Tinder fraudsters.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/amk5L3IxQm1SbkRHeGNmRDMxSXdMODQyVkpUUGZaTnprUmVteHdNMjJDdXpzS28zT3drL21LWjcrNnNXSmlrOXo3MXZzZG1zekszQmVwRzd4d09jb3R2OWNJLy9UZ3pyWmliOXhoL3lZYTJTSFVOV3ZDbnRyZVZ3UFNVMlM4RU1JQ3hSanlUZlJoOXdjTzFMc3EyRTNWeVVwNnFwMW1xd3AwNXN5NXFHejBBPQ%3D%3D/TINDER+SWINDLER+FUNNY+QUOTES/(aac1c24df411e649da128cc470428159).jpg)
“They say honesty is the best policy, but I prefer deception and a perfectly executed Tinder scam.”