“I have a ‘To-Do’ list for today. It’s called a ‘Don’t-Do’ list. And it’s called that because I don’t want to do any of it.” – Unknown
“Work would be so much fun without the work part.” – Unknown
“If we shouldn’t eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge?” – Unknown
“I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.” – Douglas Adams
“I’m not lazy, I’m just on energy-saving mode.” – Unknown
“I’m not a morning person. I’m a ‘stay up late and regret it in the morning’ person.” – Unknown
“I’m not saying I hate work, but if it were on fire and I had a bucket of water, I’d drink the water.” – Unknown
“Coffee: because adulting is hard.” – Unknown
“The problem with quotes found on the internet is that it’s hard to verify their authenticity.” – Abraham Lincoln
“I’m not sure if I’m making a difference at work, but I’m definitely making a mess.” – Unknown
“Work hard, nap hard.” – Unknown YOU WILL GET BETTER SOON QUOTES
“I’m sorry, I can’t come to work today. The voices in my head told me to stay home and clean the guns.” – Unknown
“The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.” – Oscar Wilde
“Do I run late on purpose to make my life more exciting or just to feel alive?” – Unknown
“I love deadlines, especially the whooshing sound they make as they pass by.” – Douglas Adams
“When life gives you Monday, dip it in glitter and sparkle all day.” – Ella Woodword
“I’m not exercising. I’m absorbing energy from the earth.” – Unknown
“Nothing is impossible, the word itself says ‘I’m possible’!” – Audrey Hepburn
“I don’t have a problem with caffeine. I have a problem without it.” – Unknown
“If there is no coffee, I don’t want to be there.” – Unknown