UNRELIABLE PERSON QUOTES

“I never let the truth get in the way of a good story.” – Mark Twain

“Believe none of what you hear and only half of what you see.” – Edgar Allan Poe

“I may not always be right, but I’m never wrong.” – Unknown

“I’ll say anything to get what I want.” – Unknown

“Do not believe everything people say, because most of it is unintentional lies.” – Ernest Hemingway

“I can’t remember what I said, but I know it wasn’t true.” – Unknown

“Never trust a person who speaks well of everyone.” – John Churton Collins

“My truth may not match your truth, but that doesn’t make either of us wrong.” – Unknown

“Lying is an art form, and I am a master artist.” – Unknown

“I exaggerate everything just to make life interesting.” – Oscar Wilde

“I make up stories to keep myself entertained.” – Unknown

“Trust me, you can’t trust me.” – Unknown QUOTE ABOUT MISSING A FRIEND WHO HAS MOVED

“If the truth doesn’t fit the agenda, why bother with it?” – Unknown

“I might be unreliable, but at least I’m entertaining.” – Unknown

“I have selective memory when it comes to the truth.” – Unknown

“Being honest is overrated, but being deceptive is exhilarating.” – Unknown

“Don’t believe everything you hear unless it’s what you want to hear.” – Unknown

“I have a tendency to bend the truth to suit my needs.” – Unknown

“The truth is subjective, and I prefer my version of it.” – Unknown

“I say what people want to hear, not what they need to hear.” – Unknown

“A lie is just a creative way of telling the truth.” – Unknown

“I’m not reliable, but I’m always there when you need me.” – Unknown

“I don’t make promises, I make possibilities.” – Unknown