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“I came, I saw, I ate croissants.”
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“Versailles: where every room is more extravagant than my entire house.”
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“I’m not saying the Hall of Mirrors is excessive, but I’m pretty sure I saw my reflection in the ceiling.”
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“Excuse me, can I get a refund on all the years I spent learning French? Because I still can’t pronounce half of these names.”
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“Who needs a gold-plated bathtub? Asking for a friend who actually enjoys comfort.”
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“Versailles: the only place where ‘too much’ is never enough.”
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“Marie Antoinette may have said ‘Let them eat cake,’ but I couldn’t even find a decent croissant.”
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“I think I actually pulled a muscle from rolling my eyes so much at the opulence here.”
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“If only Instagram filters could make my life look as fancy as Versailles.”
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“Versailles: where even the chandeliers are like, ‘We get it, you’re rich.'”
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“Going to Versailles is a great reminder of what I’ll never afford.”
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“Who needs a grand palace when you can barely afford to keep your lights on at home?”
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“Versailles: where even the gardeners have fancier outfits than me.” KNOCK KNOCK LOVE QUOTES
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“I feel like I need a degree in art history just to understand what’s going on here.”
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“They say money can’t buy happiness, but have you seen the Petit Trianon?”
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“Versailles: the original Pinterest board gone wild.”
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“I’ve never seen so many paintings in one place, and I still can’t find any of the ones I like.”
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“I’m starting to think all these gold decorations are just a clever way of hiding the fact that half the ceilings need repairs.”
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“Versailles: where even the public restrooms have more marble than my entire kitchen.”
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“Who needs a walk-in closet when you can have an entire room dedicated to your hats?”
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“Versailles: the ultimate power move in home decorating.”
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“If my house had this many statues, I’d probably never find my way to the kitchen.”
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“Versailles: where ‘over-the-top’ is an understatement.”
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“I feel like I need a monocle just to appreciate all the grandeur.”
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“Versailles: making 18th-century France look modest since 168”