VERSAILLES QUOTES FUNNY

“I came, I saw, I ate croissants.”

“Versailles: where every room is more extravagant than my entire house.”

“I’m not saying the Hall of Mirrors is excessive, but I’m pretty sure I saw my reflection in the ceiling.”

“Excuse me, can I get a refund on all the years I spent learning French? Because I still can’t pronounce half of these names.”

“Who needs a gold-plated bathtub? Asking for a friend who actually enjoys comfort.”

“Versailles: the only place where ‘too much’ is never enough.”

“Marie Antoinette may have said ‘Let them eat cake,’ but I couldn’t even find a decent croissant.”

“I think I actually pulled a muscle from rolling my eyes so much at the opulence here.”

“If only Instagram filters could make my life look as fancy as Versailles.”

“Versailles: where even the chandeliers are like, ‘We get it, you’re rich.'”

“Going to Versailles is a great reminder of what I’ll never afford.”

“Who needs a grand palace when you can barely afford to keep your lights on at home?”

“Versailles: where even the gardeners have fancier outfits than me.” POSITIVE QUOTES FOR WORK TODAY

“I feel like I need a degree in art history just to understand what’s going on here.”

“They say money can’t buy happiness, but have you seen the Petit Trianon?”

“Versailles: the original Pinterest board gone wild.”

“I’ve never seen so many paintings in one place, and I still can’t find any of the ones I like.”

“I’m starting to think all these gold decorations are just a clever way of hiding the fact that half the ceilings need repairs.”

“Versailles: where even the public restrooms have more marble than my entire kitchen.”

“Who needs a walk-in closet when you can have an entire room dedicated to your hats?”

“Versailles: the ultimate power move in home decorating.”

“If my house had this many statues, I’d probably never find my way to the kitchen.”

“Versailles: where ‘over-the-top’ is an understatement.”

“I feel like I need a monocle just to appreciate all the grandeur.”

“Versailles: making 18th-century France look modest since 168”