“A true friend is someone who thinks you’re a good egg even though you’re slightly cracked.” – Bernard Meltzer

“Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.” – Unknown

“Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth.” – Unknown

“A good friend is like a four-leaf clover: hard to find and lucky to have.” – Irish Proverb

“We’ll be friends until we’re old and senile. Then we’ll be new friends.” – Unknown

“I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life… I have a best friend for that.” – Unknown

“Friends come and go like waves of the ocean, but the true ones stick like an octopus on your face.” – Unknown

“We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall, I will be there to pick you up… after I finish laughing.” – Unknown

“A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.” – Elbert Hubbard

“Friends don’t let friends do silly things… alone.” – Unknown

“Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they will die.” – Unknown

“A true friend is someone who can see the truth and pain in you, even when you’re fooling everyone else.” – Unknown

“Good friends don’t let you do stupid things alone… They join in on the fun.” – Unknown

“A true friend stabs you in the front.” – Oscar Wilde

“Friends are like snowflakes. If you pee on them, they disappear.” – Unknown

“Best friends: They know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.” – Unknown CHEER SOMEONE UP QUOTES

“A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.” – Walter Winchell

“Friends are like rainbows. They brighten your life when you’ve been through a storm.” – Unknown

“If you have friends who are as weird as you, then you have everything.” – Unknown

“Friends are like stars, always shining brightly even in the dark.” – Unknown

“True friends don’t judge each other. They judge other people… together.” – Unknown

“Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one.'” – C.S. Lewis

“A good friend knows all your stories. A best friend lived them with you.” – Unknown

“Friends never ask for food; they take it and eat it all.” – Unknown

“Best friends don’t judge each other. They judge other people… together.” – Unknown

“Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there to support you.” – Unknown

“You and I are more than friends. We’re like a really small gang.” – Unknown

“Friendship is so weird. You just pick a human you’ve met and decide, ‘yep, I like this one,’ and then you do stuff with them.” – Unknown

“Good friends offer advice; real friends offer a shovel to help bury the bodies.” – Unknown

“A true friend is someone who never gets tired of listening to your pointless dramas over and over again.” – Unknown