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“My dog is not a pet, he’s family. And my family happens to have four legs and a wagging tail.” – Unknown
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“Cats are like potato chips, you can never have just one.” – Unknown
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“I love cats because I enjoy my home, and little by little, they become its visible soul.” – Jean Cocteau
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“If cats could talk, they wouldn’t.” – Nan Porter
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“My goal in life is to become as wonderful as my dog thinks I am.” – Toby and Roo
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“Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.” – Kinky Friedman
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“The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.” – Unknown
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“Happiness is a warm puppy.” – Charles M. Schulz
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“I’m suspicious of people who don’t like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn’t like a person.” – Bill Murray
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“A dog is the only thing on Earth that loves you more than he loves himself.” – Josh Billings
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“I enjoy long, romantic walks to the fridge.” – Unknown BEST QUOTES ABOUT HEROES
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“The only thing I love more than talking about my dog is talking about myself.” – Unknown
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“Life is short, adopt a dog and go on long walks.” – Unknown
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“My veterinarian asked if I had any fur-covered tennis balls at home. I said, ‘Nope, but I have a few on the dresser!'” – Unknown
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“I’ve trained my dog to bring me a glass of wine. It may not be perfect, but it’s a start.” – Unknown
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“I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I’ll let you know.” – Unknown
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“Cats are scientific experts at turning anything you buy for them into something they don’t want.” – Unknown
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“Cats are connoisseurs of comfort.” – James Herriot
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“I’m not saying my cat is spoiled, but she won’t even drink water unless it’s from a crystal goblet.” – Unknown
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“I asked my dog if he had any regrets in life. He looked at me with those big puppy eyes and said, ‘Only that I can’t eat all the shoes I’ve destroyed.'” – Unknown
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“My dog is so smart, he can fetch the TV remote. Unfortunately, he never selects the right channel.” – Unknown