VET QUOTES FUNNY

“My dog is not a pet, he’s family. And my family happens to have four legs and a wagging tail.” – Unknown

“Cats are like potato chips, you can never have just one.” – Unknown

“I love cats because I enjoy my home, and little by little, they become its visible soul.” – Jean Cocteau

“If cats could talk, they wouldn’t.” – Nan Porter

“My goal in life is to become as wonderful as my dog thinks I am.” – Toby and Roo

“Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.” – Kinky Friedman

“The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.” – Unknown

“Happiness is a warm puppy.” – Charles M. Schulz

“I’m suspicious of people who don’t like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn’t like a person.” – Bill Murray

“A dog is the only thing on Earth that loves you more than he loves himself.” – Josh Billings

“I enjoy long, romantic walks to the fridge.” – Unknown BEST QUOTES ABOUT HEROES

“The only thing I love more than talking about my dog is talking about myself.” – Unknown

“Life is short, adopt a dog and go on long walks.” – Unknown

“My veterinarian asked if I had any fur-covered tennis balls at home. I said, ‘Nope, but I have a few on the dresser!'” – Unknown

“I’ve trained my dog to bring me a glass of wine. It may not be perfect, but it’s a start.” – Unknown

“I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I’ll let you know.” – Unknown

“Cats are scientific experts at turning anything you buy for them into something they don’t want.” – Unknown

“Cats are connoisseurs of comfort.” – James Herriot

“I’m not saying my cat is spoiled, but she won’t even drink water unless it’s from a crystal goblet.” – Unknown

“I asked my dog if he had any regrets in life. He looked at me with those big puppy eyes and said, ‘Only that I can’t eat all the shoes I’ve destroyed.'” – Unknown

“My dog is so smart, he can fetch the TV remote. Unfortunately, he never selects the right channel.” – Unknown