VINEYARD QUOTES FUNNY

“I’m aging like a fine wine, just without the fine part.”

“I never trust anyone who doesn’t like wine. They’re probably a grape person.”

“Wine is the answer, but I can’t remember the question.”

“Wine is cheaper than therapy, and you get to drink.”

“I enjoy long romantic walks… down the wine aisle.”

“Wine is a hug in a glass.”

“I make wine disappear. What’s your superpower?”

“Wine is my spirit animal.”

“Step aside coffee, this is a job for wine.”

“I prefer to think of myself as a wine enthusiast, not an alcoholic.”

“I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.”

“Wine improves with age. I improve with wine.”

“Save water, drink wine.”

“I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food.”

“I make wine disappear, what’s your superpower?”

“Wine: making women think they can dance since forever.” QUOTES ON GOOD DEEDS

“Wine is like duct tape, it fixes everything.”

“Wine: because adulting is hard.”

“Wine: because no great story ever started with someone eating a salad.”

“Wine: because pumping iron is tough, but pumping corks is easy.”

“I only drink wine on days ending with Y.”

“I only love three things in this world: wine, wine, and wine.”

“Wine: the only appointment I keep on a daily basis.”

“I’m not a wine snob, I’m just really good at pretending to know what I’m talking about.”

“I save my calories for wine, not cake.”

“There are two types of people in this world: those who love wine and liars.”

“Wine: because no great story starts with someone eating a salad.”

“Wine: because adulting is hard and drinking wine makes it easier.”

“Wine: it’s not just a beverage, it’s a lifestyle.”

“I enjoy a glass of wine each night for its health benefits… the other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves.”