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“I’m aging like a fine wine, just without the fine part.”
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“I never trust anyone who doesn’t like wine. They’re probably a grape person.”
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“Wine is the answer, but I can’t remember the question.”
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“Wine is cheaper than therapy, and you get to drink.”
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“I enjoy long romantic walks… down the wine aisle.”
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“Wine is a hug in a glass.”
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“I make wine disappear. What’s your superpower?”
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“Wine is my spirit animal.”
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“Step aside coffee, this is a job for wine.”
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“I prefer to think of myself as a wine enthusiast, not an alcoholic.”
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“I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.”
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“Wine improves with age. I improve with wine.”
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“Save water, drink wine.”
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“I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food.”
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“I make wine disappear, what’s your superpower?”
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“Wine: making women think they can dance since forever.” QUOTES ON GOOD DEEDS
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“Wine is like duct tape, it fixes everything.”
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“Wine: because adulting is hard.”
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“Wine: because no great story ever started with someone eating a salad.”
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“Wine: because pumping iron is tough, but pumping corks is easy.”
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“I only drink wine on days ending with Y.”
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“I only love three things in this world: wine, wine, and wine.”
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“Wine: the only appointment I keep on a daily basis.”
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“I’m not a wine snob, I’m just really good at pretending to know what I’m talking about.”
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“I save my calories for wine, not cake.”
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“There are two types of people in this world: those who love wine and liars.”
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“Wine: because no great story starts with someone eating a salad.”
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“Wine: because adulting is hard and drinking wine makes it easier.”
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“Wine: it’s not just a beverage, it’s a lifestyle.”
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“I enjoy a glass of wine each night for its health benefits… the other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves.”