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“I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode.”
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“I’m not clumsy, I’m just hugging the floor.”
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“I’m not a procrastinator, I’m just overqualified in the art of doing nothing.”
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“Do I run? Yes, out of patience.”
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“I’m not late, everyone else is just too early.”
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“I’m not short, I’m vertically challenged.”
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“I’m not a morning person, I’m a mourning person.”
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“I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrWUJDN2JVUTNnVFlzaVU2YkViSVo3WEFGeFdnSWo4TGxHWHh6UFUrRlEyS0hhUmxzVHB2c2VWVVpkT2pzdlN5bVlDYkNETTM1WjUzUEorTDhlRDJ5dE95TnZ6RThHWS8zWVNSa2tuRlh1Y0k%3D/WAITING+FOR+YOU+FUNNY+QUOTES/(9bc7e459cbf9615f9358607c2d88b67a).jpg)
“Of course, I talk to myself, sometimes I need expert advice.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrVDlvSTR1ZG41ZzFuMVpGVStXN3R2Z3dubVFSa3pQYWtqV2h5RFh6WlpGZjNzdnVIU0VCcytENmpVd1VWMGVCTU51VkY4b1JyNkdwVnZ0YTNyTjdKYStQdVNZZElac1FDR3o2SlhTRHdxVTk2OUhmT0FkQ0dEd2I2Z3N5bVg4WjFnaDdnUDdvZjlkK3IxdXVqaStFNmFnPQ%3D%3D/WAITING+FOR+YOU+FUNNY+QUOTES/(80d451213f47e4231d7324f33848d5d6).jpg)
“I don’t need a hairstylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.”
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“I don’t snore, I dream that I’m a motorcycle.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZHRmSmp0Q2ZWUnZGOUpMeTZGRzBRZjRoZ09zNEFIMG1wVnVWdDVaNjg5ZzhyVmJMYXVML2F6UFlLV2MxRFZwMTVGTlpUOEtuUVlrcVBOOHRTY0tiNlRCSXVmNWdFZDErTGJTVVQ2OTRoRFk%3D/WAITING+FOR+YOU+FUNNY+QUOTES/(fc5687f674edd7f7dc27d7f963100262).jpg)
“I’m not a pessimist, I’m just fluent in sarcasm.”
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“I don’t need a personal trainer, my fridge is watching my weight.”
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“I’m not addicted to coffee, we’re just in a committed relationship.”
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“I’m not lost, I’m just in a place that Google Maps can’t find.” KARMA BEST REVENGE QUOTES
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“I don’t sunburn, I just spontaneously combust under the sun.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZHRmSmp0Q2ZWUnZGOUpMeTZGRzBRZW5vTk9XNzlNT3dVQ1EvYzdlV0RVbEJjZ0l5RnFOaXM3TFFCcU9wcmwrZlNrZS9vV0w5VVFxendOcU1DZjhCQXMxYzcrWjgwNFhUS0Y5WjdydVE5dkc%3D/WAITING+FOR+YOU+FUNNY+QUOTES/(47eaa4fb7a0d102457ec7f34df7af18d).jpg)
“I’m not clumsy, I’m just testing gravity.”
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“I don’t need a reason to smile, I have dimples.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrVDlvSTR1ZG41ZzFuMVpGVStXN3R2aEVFNGRwQUYxaEJTbmxhbEV0RFNGZDBPbEljUENlWFVacFBVSEp5UURrbTVXeDl4eG5wWG1CL2o3T3htNGs4TFUxb2Mxak1HT1gzeVA4OFNiVkduazI3d3I2RHFYNHBoNlBXblRLU0tZK1lEZU5hVHh0ekhFazFGTWkyUkJZV2NNPQ%3D%3D/WAITING+FOR+YOU+FUNNY+QUOTES/(7d67bc281bfe97710516ff40efe1b8c6).jpg)
“I don’t believe in luck, I believe in snacks that magically appear in my hands.”
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“I’m not a control freak, I just know how things should be done.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrVDlvSTR1ZG41ZzFuMVpGVStXN3R2aTlKNXhoeWhCNS9jU1hyQ2FLOHdJdy9oS1o2ZmJHb0ZqNTh4WmNjejh3dkRKUUFFNnV2djMwL2ErZmdZMDhERUxQRzgwOHVDWlJyYjh5MWZYejRnOGU%3D/WAITING+FOR+YOU+FUNNY+QUOTES/(e389eadb3751ef2b0be58df7a31b3ab3).jpg)
“I don’t need an alarm clock, my ideas wake me up.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZHRmSmp0Q2ZWUnZGOUpMeTZGRzBRY0tOR21CT0FGNk45NWkyNHVIUXpOTUxmOHk2NXR6TnovcHFYY1QwMlhDRzAvbDlPdFl0MXYrUlhncFVEcVJCV2I2UTJCd2FwZnNFaXVWUGVKbVh0d2dmbjB0VU5DdHM4aW5KZXR5MW8rSHR3PT0%3D/WAITING+FOR+YOU+FUNNY+QUOTES/(5bf46e17864289d3f05ecd8774d1e8ad).jpg)
“I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.”
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“I don’t have a dad bod, I have a father figure.”
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“I’m not forgetful, I have selective memories.”
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“I don’t snore, I dream of being a chainsaw.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZHRmSmp0Q2ZWUnZGOUpMeTZGRzBRZDEvYmFLUE16dW8yOHRWTG90V0RmRWZIbnZSWE9PaTRRU05RQmFUcEhwWC93dG8yT3JydXpFeXFuN3NIQUhrb1J3TjVsVi9JdFRmZDF6NSt6akhNTm4rNkl3UWwrbFA3TnQ4eFBuQjJiWnBEaTFkZU1jeWVPM3VYUG9XTWNmSjlZPQ%3D%3D/WAITING+FOR+YOU+FUNNY+QUOTES/(4ab566a23c67446f2e1f0e04319bcc33).jpg)
“I’m not addicted to social media, I just have an intimate relationship with my phone.”
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“I’m not lazy, I’m just on energy-saving mode.”
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“I’m not short-tempered, I just have a quick reaction to stupidity.”
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“I’m not old, I’m just vintage and full of character.”