WALK QUOTES FUNNY

“I tried walking a mile in someone else’s shoes once, but then I realized they were a size too small and I couldn’t find anywhere to buy comfortable shoes on that particular street.”

“Walking is the perfect way to get some exercise…unless you’re being chased by a bear, then it’s the perfect way to get some cardio.”

“I walk because it’s good for my health, unless we’re talking about walking into a bakery, then it’s good for my soul.”

“I started walking every day because my doctor said it’s good for my heart. Little did he know, it’s also great for my shoe collection.”

“I walk so slow that it feels like time is moving in reverse. Alternatively, I’m just really good at setting my own pace.”

“I walk because it’s the one time of day where I can pretend to be on a mission and stride purposefully, even if I’m just going to get ice cream.”

“Walking is the only exercise where my biggest fear is stepping on a Lego. I’ve survived marathons and triathlons, but those little plastic devils are out to get me.”

“I walk to clear my mind, which is ironic because my mind usually wanders so much that I end up lost.”

“They say walking is good for the soul, but I’d argue that a good pizza is even better.”

“I just discovered the most popular walk in town. It’s from my bed to the refrigerator, and it’s a real crowd-pleaser.”

“I walk because it’s a great way to explore new places, at least until I get a blister and decide to go sit on a park bench instead.”

“Walking is my preferred method of transportation because it’s the only way to get from point A to point B without having to parallel park.” HUSBAND SHOULDER QUOTES

“I walk because it’s a fantastic way to get some fresh air and remind myself how out of shape I am.”

“Walking is a way for me to connect with nature and remember that I’m too lazy to run away from bears in the wilderness.”

“Walking is the best way to stay in shape, as long as you don’t count all the times I stop for coffee and donuts.”

“I walk so much that my Fitbit thinks I’m trying to break a world record. Little does it know, I’m just trying to find the nearest coffee shop.”

“I walk because it’s the one time of day where I can put on my headphones, crank up the music, and pretend I’m in a music video…until I trip over a crack in the sidewalk and ruin the illusion.”

“Walking is my favorite form of exercise because it gives me time to mentally prepare for all the Netflix shows I plan to binge-watch later.”

“Walking is a great way to clear my mind, but it’s also a great way to come up with random, unrelated thoughts that confuse me even more.”

“I walk because it’s the one time of day where it’s socially acceptable to talk to myself. Although, people still give me weird looks when I have full conversations with pigeons.”

“Walking is the perfect balance of exercise and relaxation…unless you walk on a Lego, then it’s purely torture.”

“I walk to keep fit, but I also walk to keep up with all the unrealistic expectations of my smartphone’s step count.”