WEDDING ANNIVERSARY WISHES FUNNY QUOTES

“Congratulations on another year of surviving each other’s bad jokes and weird habits! Happy anniversary!”

“Marriage is just a fancy word for constantly asking each other ‘Where are my keys?’ Happy anniversary, you two!”

“To the couple who still finds fart jokes hilarious after all these years, happy anniversary! Keep it classy.”

“Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you’ll wish you had a club and a spade. Happy anniversary!”

“Cheers to another year of tolerating each other’s snoring and morning breath! Happy anniversary!”

“Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. Happy anniversary to the couple who sees the humor in it all!”

“Congrats on somehow managing to still put up with each other’s quirks and idiosyncrasies. Happy anniversary, lovebirds!”

“Marriage is all about trust and understanding. You trust that the other person will live up to your expectations, and they understand that they’ll never be able to. Happy anniversary!”

“Congratulations on surviving another year of your partner’s snoring, weird eating habits, and those endless arguments about what to watch on TV. Happy anniversary!”

“Marriage is a lot like a dishwasher. You have to load it right to get it clean, and sometimes you just have to laugh when it overflows. Happy anniversary!”

“Happy anniversary to the couple who still can’t agree on who really has the better half!”

“Marriage is like a roller coaster ride – full of ups, downs, and the occasional screaming. Happy anniversary!” QUOTES ABOUT A BEST FRIEND AS A SISTER

“Congratulations on finding that one person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. Happy anniversary!”

“To the couple who can still make each other laugh after all these years – you guys are the real deal! Happy anniversary!”

“Marriage is like a box of chocolates – sometimes sweet, sometimes nutty, but always a delicious adventure. Happy anniversary!”

“Happy anniversary! Here’s to another year of surviving each other’s weird obsessions and annoying habits!”

“To the couple who never fails to crack each other up – happy anniversary, you hilarious lovebirds!”

“Congratulations on another year of pretending to listen to each other! Happy anniversary!”

“Marriage is all about sharing – sharing the good, the bad, and the last slice of pizza. Happy anniversary!”

“To the couple who knows how to keep the spark alive and the laughter constant – happy anniversary!”

“Happy anniversary to the couple who still knows how to have a good time, despite all the wrinkles and gray hair!”

“Marriage is like a sitcom – full of laughter, misunderstandings, and plenty of hilarious moments. Happy anniversary to the funniest couple I know!”