WEED QUOTES FUNNY

“Why should marijuana be legalized? It’s just a plant, man!”

“I don’t have a problem with marijuana, I have a problem without it.”

“I don’t remember who said that alcohol kills brain cells, but I’m pretty sure it wasn’t a stoner.”

“Marijuana may not be addictive, but Netflix definitely is.”

“The only time I get a good night’s sleep is when I’m out of weed.”

“Marijuana won’t solve all your problems, but it’s worth a shot.”

“The key to a successful relationship is finding someone who shares their weed.”

“Marijuana: because adulting is hard.”

“I’m not addicted to weed, I’m just committed to a healthy relationship.”

“Marijuana is like a duct tape for life’s problems.”

“Remember, smoking marijuana may be illegal, but so is the Type 2 diabetes you’ll get from eating all those brownies.”

“If I ever go missing, I hope my picture on the news shows me holding a giant joint.”

“Marijuana is proof that God wants us to be happy.”

“I never have a bad trip, only some stoned adventures.” I MISS YOU QUOTES FOR SISTER

“Forget diamonds, marijuana is a stoner’s best friend.”

“Marijuana: because life is just too serious sometimes.”

“The only thing stopping me from being productive is a bag of weed.”

“Marijuana: the solution to everything that’s wrong with the world. Or not.”

“The best ideas come when you’re high, followed by ‘wait, what was I thinking?'”

“I don’t always smoke weed, but when I do, I forget why I don’t always smoke weed.”

“Marijuana is my spirit plant.”

“Marijuana gives me the confidence to tell the microwave my deepest secrets.”

“Marijuana is my therapist, except it never interrupts me.”

“You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy weed, which is pretty much the same thing.”

“The most dangerous thing about smoking weed is running out of it.”

“Marijuana: Making boring things slightly less boring since forever.”

“Why get high on life when you can get high on weed?”