![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrWlRlVFp2bDcvTkZ3cURWekp0QklrT3hzUFl6UVNta3BXSlV2TTJoK01rUnBUY1o1SkZFT1JBdzNqUlQzYUVscFRFbEplOU5ERFVjNW9rQ3k4LzIxdVVxSzJhenZrNXNtaGpqRHQ1cU5RZWV6NG1haE90N0F2dE5DSXRGUVJpeHV3PT0%3D/WEED+QUOTES+FUNNY/(f4b76e770f01771b18cbfa426a1cd27c).jpg)
“Why should marijuana be legalized? It’s just a plant, man!”
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“I don’t have a problem with marijuana, I have a problem without it.”
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“I don’t remember who said that alcohol kills brain cells, but I’m pretty sure it wasn’t a stoner.”
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“Marijuana may not be addictive, but Netflix definitely is.”
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“The only time I get a good night’s sleep is when I’m out of weed.”
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“Marijuana won’t solve all your problems, but it’s worth a shot.”
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“The key to a successful relationship is finding someone who shares their weed.”
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“Marijuana: because adulting is hard.”
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“I’m not addicted to weed, I’m just committed to a healthy relationship.”
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“Marijuana is like a duct tape for life’s problems.”
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“Remember, smoking marijuana may be illegal, but so is the Type 2 diabetes you’ll get from eating all those brownies.”
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“If I ever go missing, I hope my picture on the news shows me holding a giant joint.”
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“Marijuana is proof that God wants us to be happy.”
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“I never have a bad trip, only some stoned adventures.” I MISS YOU QUOTES FOR SISTER
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“Forget diamonds, marijuana is a stoner’s best friend.”
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“Marijuana: because life is just too serious sometimes.”
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“The only thing stopping me from being productive is a bag of weed.”
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“Marijuana: the solution to everything that’s wrong with the world. Or not.”
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“The best ideas come when you’re high, followed by ‘wait, what was I thinking?'”
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“I don’t always smoke weed, but when I do, I forget why I don’t always smoke weed.”
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“Marijuana is my spirit plant.”
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“Marijuana gives me the confidence to tell the microwave my deepest secrets.”
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“Marijuana is my therapist, except it never interrupts me.”
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“You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy weed, which is pretty much the same thing.”
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“The most dangerous thing about smoking weed is running out of it.”
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“Marijuana: Making boring things slightly less boring since forever.”
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“Why get high on life when you can get high on weed?”