WEIRD QUOTES THAT MAKE NO SENSE

“I never knew pigeons could solve Rubik’s cubes until I saw one do it in my dreams.”

“If you can swallow a mirror, you’ll be able to see the reflection of your soul in your stomach.”

“Roses are red, violets are blue, but rainbows are made of recycled dreams and unicorn glue.”

“When life gives you lemons, sell them on eBay and buy a pineapple.”

“I tried counting my blessings, but they multiplied like rabbits and now I’m drowning in luck.”

“Be like a pineapple; stand tall, wear a crown, and secretly believe in the existence of pineapple-land.”

“I once had a staring contest with a wall and it blinked first. It was surprisingly deep.”

“Don’t be a dandelion stuck in a field of roses; be a flamingo in a flock of giraffes taking salsa lessons.”

“It’s not the number of steps you take, but the number of applesauce packets you can balance on your head that determines success.”

“If life throws you curveballs, catch them and open a quirky trinket shop.”

“You can’t truly find yourself until you can navigate through a maze of invisible invisible walls.”

“When in doubt, dance like no one is watching and like the floor is made of bubble wrap.”

“If you ever find a camel on a ski slope, make sure to ask it if it’s fulfilled its lifelong dream.”

“Colors are like unicorns, they can only be seen by those who believe in extraordinary rainbows.” FAMOUS QUOTES FROM BOOKS ABOUT LOVE

“I may be a circus master in disguise, but I have yet to find my troupe of synchronized penguins.”

“If you ever feel lost, just follow the moon’s shadow to the cheese-filled dreamscape.”

“The secret to happiness lies in tickling invisible purple butterflies with bubbles from a unicorn’s laughter.”

“Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches are proof that some things in life are meant to be deliciously stuck together.”

“Time is a fickle creature, it often runs away to play hopscotch with memories and never comes back.”

“Don’t put all your socks in one washing machine; diversify your laundry and embrace the sock mystery.”

“If laughter is the best medicine, then tickling mosquitoes must be the secret to everlasting joy.”

“The universe whispers secrets through the wind, but only cats can decode their true meaning.”

“Do you ever wonder if clouds have fluffy pillow fights when we’re not looking?”

“Building a sandcastle is like creating a miniature kingdom, until the tide comes along and reminds you that nothing lasts forever.”

“If life gives you spaghetti, make a sweater for your pet giraffe and become a fashion trendsetter.”

“Sometimes, the best words of wisdom can be found in the conversations between a sock and a napkin.”