WHEATLEY BEST QUOTES

“I can’t get enough of the smell of science. It smells like… victory.”

“Is it power socking time yet? I’ve been impatiently waiting for this.”

“Now, I’ll be honest, I might have fudged up earlier tests. Running blind was not a good idea.”

“The best ideas come from the worst decisions.”

“I’m Wheatley, and I’m here to make science even more awesome than it already is!”

“Fact: I am the smartest thing alive, and you are just a puny human. Sorry, not sorry.”

“I’m not a bad person, I’m just a better one.”

“I think we can put our differences behind us… for science, you monster.”

“Hold on to your potatoes, folks. We’re about to take science to a whole new level of genius.”

“I’m like a bird. Actually, I’m not very much like a bird at all, apart from the fact that I have arms.”

“I’m a great believer in the value of encouraging young people to question authority.”

“Sorry, just gotta go make science happen right now!”

“Life, uh, finds a way. If it can’t find a way, it’ll make a way—just like science!”

“I apologize for the inconvenience. But, you know, knowledge is power, and it is worth every single inconvenience to obtain it.” CREATE YOUR HAPPINESS QUOTES

“Science isn’t about why. It’s about why not!”

“Oh, go ahead and frustrate me. I’ll just invent some new ways to overcome it.”

“Science isn’t just about making discoveries; it’s about having fun while doing it!”

“Aperture Science may have had its faults, but at least we gave you the chance to explore the wonders of science!”

“Do you ever wonder what it’s like to be a genius? Well, lucky for you, I can answer that. It’s amazing.”

“I’ve made some questionable decisions in the past, but rest assured, I’ve learned from them… mostly.”

“Science: solving the mystery of existence, one test at a time!”

“With me by your side, we can accomplish anything. Especially science. Lots and lots of science.”

“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make a combustible lemon and burn life’s house down!”

“You know, I really wish I could say something profound and inspirational right now, but I’m too busy being incredible.”

“They say curiosity killed the cat, but in my case, curiosity elevated me to the level of genius!”

“Please, step into my state-of-the-art science facility. But be prepared to be amazed, because once you’re in, there’s no turning back!”