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“I’m a sex tornado. It’s science.”
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“Gator’s bitches better be wearing jimmies!”
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“No one knows what it means, but it’s provocative.”
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“I’m gonna skate the pants off you.”
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“I don’t wanna be the fucking Peacock!”
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“I see you’re drinking 1%. Does that mean you think you’re fat? ‘Cause you’re not; you could be drinking whole if you wanted to.”
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“Go easy on him, he’s had a hard life. His father invented toaster strudel.”
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“I don’t skate to win, I skate to lose the least.”
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“If you can dream it, you can do it.”
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“I’m a hot mess on a cold night.”
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“Let’s kick some ice.”
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“Get your head out of your quivers and get back on the ice!”
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“Bonnie, Richard and I love the sport and we’re willing to do whatever it takes to win, even if it means sacrificing a little dignity.” 2 YEAR ANNIVERSARY QUOTES FOR BOYFRIEND FUNNY
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“Well, my humps, my humps, my lovely skating humps.”
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“You look like a big, bloated, drunk, green idiot!”
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“Chazz Michael Michaels is back on top! Let’s celebrate by getting some prostitutes and doing some drugs!”
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“I invented double lutz, bitch!”
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“Take that, Sweden!”
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“I see beauty in everything… including you.”
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“I suggest you let that one marinate.”
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“Don’t look at the camera, MacElroy!”
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“I’m a forklift operator now, but what I really want is to be an actor.”
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“They laughed at Louis Armstrong when he said he was going to the moon. Now he’s up there, laughing at them.”
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“I’m not a gymnast, I’m a man’s man!”