WILL FERRELL QUOTES BLADES OF GLORY

“I’m a sex tornado. It’s science.”

“Gator’s bitches better be wearing jimmies!”

“No one knows what it means, but it’s provocative.”

“I’m gonna skate the pants off you.”

“I don’t wanna be the fucking Peacock!”

“I see you’re drinking 1%. Does that mean you think you’re fat? ‘Cause you’re not; you could be drinking whole if you wanted to.”

“Go easy on him, he’s had a hard life. His father invented toaster strudel.”

“I don’t skate to win, I skate to lose the least.”

“If you can dream it, you can do it.”

“I’m a hot mess on a cold night.”

“Let’s kick some ice.”

“Get your head out of your quivers and get back on the ice!”

“Bonnie, Richard and I love the sport and we’re willing to do whatever it takes to win, even if it means sacrificing a little dignity.” 2 YEAR ANNIVERSARY QUOTES FOR BOYFRIEND FUNNY

“Well, my humps, my humps, my lovely skating humps.”

“You look like a big, bloated, drunk, green idiot!”

“Chazz Michael Michaels is back on top! Let’s celebrate by getting some prostitutes and doing some drugs!”

“I invented double lutz, bitch!”

“Take that, Sweden!”

“I see beauty in everything… including you.”

“I suggest you let that one marinate.”

“Don’t look at the camera, MacElroy!”

“I’m a forklift operator now, but what I really want is to be an actor.”

“They laughed at Louis Armstrong when he said he was going to the moon. Now he’s up there, laughing at them.”

“I’m not a gymnast, I’m a man’s man!”