WILL FERRELL TALLADEGA NIGHTS QUOTES

“If you ain’t first, you’re last!”

“Shake and bake!”

“I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence.”

“I like to think of Jesus like a rockstar, with like, golden, angels singing backup.”

“Don’t you put that evil on me, Ricky Bobby!”

“I’m all jacked up on Mountain Dew!”

“I’m just a big, hairy American winning machine.”

“It’s the fastest car I’ve ever driven, it’s got enough horsepower to shut down the US government.”

“You better not be crying while I’m gone, I’ll kick you square in the face!”

“I’m Ricky Bobby, if you don’t chew Big Red, then (expletive) you!”

“I don’t know what to do with my hands!”

“Dear Lord baby Jesus, we thank you so much for this bountiful harvest of Dominos, KFC, and the always delicious Taco Bell.”

“I’m gonna come at you like a spider monkey!”

“I’m just a big, dumb animal trying to find my way in this crazy world.”

“I lost my ability to walk after jumping out of a commercial airliner.” LIFE QUOTES IN ITALIAN WITH ENGLISH TRANSLATION

“Baby Jesus, we’d like to thank you for this delicious, Domino’s pizza and this big, hunkin’ bag of Funyuns.”

“I’m Ricky Bobby. If you don’t like NASCAR, you can kiss my rebel flag.”

“I’ve tasted the rainbow. And it tasted like Skittles.”

“I’m on the patch right now. Went to the doctor. He told me I got nerves like Lil’ Chipper.”

“My wife was traumatized by a house fire. It’s the only reason she’s with me and these kids.”

“I have a structured settlement, but I need cash now.”

“I’m all hopped up on Mt. Dew and nachos.”

“I used to smoke Junior Johnson, all day, everyday.”

“I feel like a bag of smashed (expletive).”

“Hey, Cal, I like to picture Jesus in a tuxedo T-shirt because it says I want to be formal, but I’m here to party.”

“What’s the opposite of a strikeout?”

“You don’t need two hands when you’re wearing a Velcro suit, buddy.”

“It’s not about the seat belts, Richard. It’s about the car!”