WINE DRINKING QUOTES FUNNY

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“Wine is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.” – Benjamin Franklin

“Wine improves with age. I improve with wine.” – Unknown

“I cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food.” – W.C. Fields

“Wine is the only artwork you can drink.” – Luis Fernando Olaverri

“I make wine disappear. What’s your superpower?” – Unknown

“I enjoy a glass of wine each night for its health benefits. The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves.” – Unknown

“Wine is like duct tape, it fixes everything.” – Unknown

“Wine lovers have a grape sense of humor.” – Unknown

“I only drink wine on days that end with ‘y’.” – Unknown

“Wine is the answer. What was the question again?” – Unknown

“Wine is my yoga.” – Unknown

“My wine glass is not half empty nor half full. It’s just ‘empty’.” – Unknown THE WORLD AS WILL AND REPRESENTATION QUOTES

“I enjoy long romantic walks to the wine aisle.” – Unknown

“I don’t need a glass to drink wine, I just need a mouth.” – Unknown

“In wine, there’s truth. In water, there are bacteria.” – Unknown

“Wine is meant to be shared. It’s not fair to drink alone.” – Unknown

“You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy wine and that’s kind of the same thing.” – Unknown

“Wine pairs perfectly with good friends.” – Unknown

“I’m not a wine snob, I’m a wine enthusiast.” – Unknown

“Wine: because no great story started with ‘I was eating a salad.'” – Unknown

“I’m aging gracefully, just like a fine bottle of wine.” – Unknown

“A glass of wine a day keeps the doctor away…or at least makes you care less.” – Unknown

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