WITCH SAYINGS FUNNY WITCH QUOTES

“I’m not wicked, I just have a twisted sense of humor.”

“I don’t need a broomstick to fly, I have WiFi.”

“Brewing potions and stirring up trouble, that’s my kind of fun.”

“Mirror, mirror on the wall, who’s the funniest witch of them all?”

“Witch parking, all others will be toad.”

“I put the ‘hex’ in hexcellent.”

“Witchcraft is my cardio.”

“I’m a good witch, but don’t push your luck.”

“I ride my broomstick like a boss.”

“Hocus Pocus and no more coffee until I’m done.”

“Witch, please!”

“My favorite hobby is cackling and casting spells.”

“I witch you a merry Christmas!” QUOTES ABOUT LOVE AND FOOLS

“I’m not just a witch, I’m also a fantastic multitasker.”

“I put a spell on you and now you’re mine. Just kidding, I’m not that powerful.”

“Laughter is the best potion.”

“Mess with my spells and I’ll turn you into a frog.”

“I may be a witch, but I promise not to steal your shoes.”

“Witches be crazy, but we know how to have a good time.”

“Inside every good witch is a little wickedness just waiting to come out.”

“I put the ‘ha!’ in halloween.”

“With a little magic, anything is possible. Except turning my ex into a decent person.”

“Watch out for flying broomsticks, especially after happy hour.”

“Life is better with a little more witchcraft and a lot more laughter.”