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“I’m not wicked, I just have a twisted sense of humor.”
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“I don’t need a broomstick to fly, I have WiFi.”
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“Brewing potions and stirring up trouble, that’s my kind of fun.”
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“Mirror, mirror on the wall, who’s the funniest witch of them all?”
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“Witch parking, all others will be toad.”
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“I put the ‘hex’ in hexcellent.”
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“Witchcraft is my cardio.”
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“I’m a good witch, but don’t push your luck.”
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“I ride my broomstick like a boss.”
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“Hocus Pocus and no more coffee until I’m done.”
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“Witch, please!”
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“My favorite hobby is cackling and casting spells.”
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“I witch you a merry Christmas!” QUOTES ABOUT LOVE AND FOOLS
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“I’m not just a witch, I’m also a fantastic multitasker.”
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“I put a spell on you and now you’re mine. Just kidding, I’m not that powerful.”
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“Laughter is the best potion.”
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“Mess with my spells and I’ll turn you into a frog.”
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“I may be a witch, but I promise not to steal your shoes.”
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“Witches be crazy, but we know how to have a good time.”
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“Inside every good witch is a little wickedness just waiting to come out.”
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“I put the ‘ha!’ in halloween.”
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“With a little magic, anything is possible. Except turning my ex into a decent person.”
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“Watch out for flying broomsticks, especially after happy hour.”
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“Life is better with a little more witchcraft and a lot more laughter.”