WONDER WOMAN QUOTES FUNNY

“I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen us in the same room together? Just saying.”

“I’m not afraid of heights, I’m afraid of falling. There’s a difference. And yes, I can fly.”

“Being a superhero is hard work, but someone’s got to do it. Might as well be me, Wonder Woman!”

“People call me a ‘wonder’ woman because it’s a wonder how I manage to stay so fabulous while saving the world.”

“Don’t worry, I’m not just a pretty face and a badass costume. I’ve got brains too!”

“Being a superheroine comes with a lot of perks, like free invisible jet parking.”

“I don’t need a tiara to prove I’m a princess. I’ve got a lasso of truth and a kick-ass attitude.”

“Save the drama for your mama, I’ve got villains to defeat and justice to serve.”

“My superpower? Well, besides looking fabulous in a red and gold costume, I can also make a mean cup of coffee.”

“I don’t always fight crime, but when I do, I do it in style.”

“Being Wonder Woman means never having to worry about a bad hair day. My tiara takes care of that.”

“I don’t need a man to rescue me, but a little help carrying my shopping bags wouldn’t hurt.”

“I’m not just a superhero, I’m also a superheroine. And that is a title worth fighting for.”

“Sure, I can save the world, but can I figure out how to assemble IKEA furniture? That’s the real superpower.” FAMOUS BIBLE QUOTES ABOUT THE LIGHT

“I don’t need a cape to fly. Just some cool gadgets and a pair of fabulous boots.”

“I’m not called Wonder Woman for nothing. I can do wonders with a lasso, a sword, and a cape.”

“Fighting crime is hard work, but someone’s got to rock the gold tiara and red boots.”

“My invisible jet doesn’t need a pilot’s license. It’s controlled by my awesomeness.”

“I may be a superhero, but I still eat ice cream straight from the tub. No shame!”

“When life hands you villains, make superhero lemonade. With extra sugar and a punch of justice.”

“I’m too fabulous for a secret identity. Everyone needs to know that Wonder Woman is in the building.”

“Who needs a nightlight when you can glow in the dark? Superhero perks, my friends.”

“Sure, my bracelets can deflect bullets, but they’re also perfect for bangle stacking. Multitasking at its finest.”

“I may be a goddess on the outside, but I’m a crazy cat lady on the inside. Superheroes need furry sidekicks too!”

“I like my coffee like I like my villains – strong and defeated.”

“Villains get busy plotting evil deeds while I’m busy shopping for the perfect superhero cape. Priorities, people!”